Look, I Have TWO Sea Urchins!
Via the California Coast
Self portrait
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

shark vs the universe

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Kaledo Art
wallacepolsom

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noise dept.

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin

titsay
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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@ohmygodrewindthat
Look, I Have TWO Sea Urchins!
Via the California Coast
Self portrait
“How do you deal with sexism?”
Mamrie Hart did: THAT
I STAND BY THIS.
Hidden Figures (2016) dir. Theodore Melfi
Give Octavia the Oscar now because this was probably the best scene in the movie.
You need the reports WHEN?
Be somebody. Make history. Shatter the glass ceiling. Open the halls of power. Be on the right side of progress. End misogyny and hate.
me: i don’t understand why ppl are so mean to each other.. why can’t we all just get along?
me: *thinks about someone i hate* fuck that stupid bitch
S C R E A M
She's going to need some neosporin for that BURN.
Huh! Who knew?
Bless you, Dolly
(via)
The best superhero origin story ever
Comedy Horse LIVE AT CLIP-CLOPS
This makes me laugh so hard EVERYTIME
I almost sent this to the chair of my department once.
Marvelous indeed.
My favorite plot twist in television history.
Tina Fey & Amy Poehler give advice to women
Amy’s face is everything, always.
Polars Bears by Michael Poliza (Churchill, Manitoba)
It would be pretty, if it didn’t mean HIS HABITAT FUCKING MELTED AWAY.
My point with Hilary Clinton is… not so much that she’s been on the moral highground all the fuckin’ time, it’s just that she’s got the dick and the will and the wherewithal to be a great fuckin’ leader and everyone knows it. Do all politicians revoke on shit they once stood firm on? Yeah, that’s what they do - they’re politicians… This is what I will say about Hilary Clinton from the ‘90s onward: she’s been for women’s rights and gay rights and has been vocal about it the whole time, and it hasn’t been easy for her, because - and I’ll be honest - she has fat calves and isn’t sexually attractive to a lot of men, and a lot of men are real fuckin’ threatened by a woman who’s as smart and as acute a world player as she is… if she was a man and she changed her mind on the DOMA like Clinton or any of the other cocksuckers that are men, we wouldn’t even be fuckin’ asking her about her fuckin’ prevarications. Women have to be like Jackie Robinson all the time; they have to represent and lead into the future all the time - the first woman leader you get isn’t going to be perfect; Indira Gandhi wasn’t a retiring blushing flower; Benazir Bhutto wasn’t the nicest person that ever lived; Margaret Thatcher was a fuckin’ dragon and was evil to the poor, but women have to have the right to be as mediocre and morally corrupt as men are - that’s what equality is.
Greg Proops, on Hilary Clinton
(Smartest Man in the World podcast, 4/15/2013)