Wonderland

British|| 18|| Gemini||

[my-nameless-bliss]

“so what if that book had a bad movie adaptation? it’s impossible to make a completely satisfying movie version of a book, stop complaining!”

[leechfriends]

Wasn’t he fat tho

[charlesoberonn]

They considered letting Shia Lebeouf put on pounds before the filming, and lose them throughout the film, but that would have been extremely unhealthy, especially for an actor his age, so they decided to cut that aspect out.

[destinyrush]

This man deserves a standing ovation.

[scarlettmd5]

Brilliant!

[butterflyinthewell]

It’s not that autistic people are against any kind of therapy. What we’re against is “early intervention” that aims to squash away all evidence of autism that will backfire when that tiny child is older.

Teach autistic kids how to be a healthy autistic person with a bag of tricks to cope when their brain and the world clash and they will be a lot happier later in life.

[writies]

Don’t allow him to grow the flowers from your heart if he’s going to bring them to some other girl.

http://writies.tumblr.com/ (via writies)

[corneliusmann]

[surprisebitch]

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[ruinedchildhood]

😂😂😂😂

[sesh]

[sunplanter]

I’m super lame but I’ll give you so much of my heart

[unbotheredmuse]

[ruinedchildhood]

[nijho-deactivated20161031]

i’ll never understand why people think it’s attractive to act heartless and be rude to people. like that shit isn’t cute lol grow up 

[diorsoulja]

Nothing annoys me more when someone expects you to be okay with something they wouldn’t be ok with if you did it.

[girlearth]

my kink is when ppl actually care abt my feelings & what I have to say

[who-is-page]

too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us

[vigilantejustice]

some dude got decked for looking like shia labeouf and so shia labeouf sent him the best voicemail of all time

[andromedafalls]

he’d come bring the man soup I fucking love him

[wholesome-memes-only]

Somehow, this is pure and good

[laurbyboom]

what if chuck norris stepped on a lego.. o_O

[childjunior]

[babysandwichkoala]

i have went at least 3 years without seeing a goddamn chuck norris meme and you put this on my dash today. i am a good person. ive worked hard to be where i am today. i have built myself from nothing and i am not going to let this tear me down again. ok? im done. take your 2007 memes and get out of my house

[monetdoesntgrowontrees-deactiva]