Not a Queen, a Khaleesi.

Geek ass nerd. Follow me on the gram: x_kissedbyfire_x

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

don’t go to art school. pirate some drawing programs. buy a cheap tablet off of craigslist. take furry porn commissions. draw some wolf cocks. start a patreon. make ten thousand dollars a month. retire at the age of 25. buy an island with your dog dick money. invest in indie games. buy stock in mojang. fly to sweden and hang out with notch. become notch’s friend. have him buy you things because he’s desperate to have friends and doesn’t want to lose you. open notch’s mind. shape him in to a good person. get married to notch. give notch the spark to create a new game. become the artist for notch’s new game. it’s a furry hentai game. start a kickstarter and make another ten thousand dollars. run off with the money. buy another island. draw more dog dicks. get out there. live. 

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[fanonical]

like what was molly’s thought process when she added ‘mortal peril’ to the clock of where all the weasleys were

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

she knew her sons were dumb bastards

[revelation19]

Robert E. Lee himself refused to wear his confederate uniform after the confederacy’s defeat in the American civil war. At his funeral he was not buried in it and no one in attendance was permitted to wear theirs either. He also declared that his confederate battle flag (what we now call “the confederate flag”) never be raised again and that it was a flag of treason.

So there’s your “southern heritage.”

[girly-friday]

Not Just Robert E Lee, which you can read here. 

but Also the President of the South, Jefferson Davis felt the same way. 

Basically, “Get the fuck over it.” We lost, we’re a part of this country, this flag signifies an old identity. Cut that shit out and move on. 

[cephalopodvictorious]

And Robert E. Lee’s decedents are also calling for the statue to come down

[thecryptkeeper]

“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”

[animusrox]

One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character

[saltheartedbarmaid]

“I don’t even like talking to people in the daytime” me too, Hannibal

[yeezy-nation]

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

[evilposting-deactivated20180929]

I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake

[yeezy-nation]

my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us like this

[evilposting-deactivated20180929]

i’m sorry that your mom went to culinary school and still can’t bake :(

[slavicgalpal-deactivated2018011]

let 👏 bisexual 👏 girls 👏 love 👏 boys

[pomegranat-deactivated20170905]

what

[smellie-bongwater]

LET 👏 BISEXUAL 👏 GIRLS 👏 LOVE 👏 BOYS

[pomegranat-deactivated20170905]

who’s stopping them

[mouthgurl5]

Lesbians who say they’ll never date a girl that has touched a man. People that say bi girls will cheat because they’re bi. There’s so much biphobia not only with straight people, but in the gay community

[g0dtier]

my lesbian friends who told me they were “high-key disappointed” when i started dating a cishet boy. my ex girlfriend who asked me “wait weren’t you gay” and then when i explained i was bi went “um. ew lol”. the whole “gold star lesbian” bullshit. can we face the biphobia in the lgbt community instead of shoving it under the rug lol

[rosesastrology]

I’ve seen and reblogged this for the boy version as well, so it’s only fair if I do it for girls as well!!

[coffinsincrimson]

LET 👏 GIRLS 👏 LOVE 👏 WHOEVER 👏 THEY 👏 LOVE

[44st]

[thoodleoo]

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

[raviposting]

The only proof you need that Peter Parker is bi:

When Star Lord said that Thor was tall “and not handsome” Peter’s head whIPPED UP and he looked extremey confused which is how a bi boy who has a crush on Thor would react check and mate 

[punyparkerr]

also in homecoming when he meets the thieves in avengers masks he tells the thor one “i thought you’d be more handsome in person” and does impressions of thor in the mirror. everyone talks about tony being peters hero and idol but his fanboy crush is totally thor

[atthedreamersball]

john mulaney is a horrible person. wake up guys. stop reblogging posts about him. stop supporting him. he is a despicable person. seriously. he SAW what they were doing to tyler and he did nothing. tell me, how is he better than a nazi?

[calculusty]

well you see he was over there on the bench

[mulaney]

Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

[urban-cryptid]

I cant believe this is actually john mulaney and not a parody blog created for the sole purpose of making this shitpost

[toomanylokifeels]

Sometimes I’m just sitting here minding my own business and then I remember that Thor specifically entrusted Loki with placing Surtur’s crown on the fire to initiate Ragnarok and I tear up a little bit because that’s how you love and support your chaotic neutral sibling. 

[cyberpunknoire]

Thor: I know what’ll cheer you up. :) Loki: What’s that? Thor: You wanna trigger the apocalypse with me for the good of Asgard? Loki: !!!!!!!!

[maybethistimemegz]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[kitch-n-sync]

Me, taking my pants off at the store to bring home two gallons of Arizona tea

[antifasteve]

tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

thor a feminist:

[stanleyraymondkowalski]

this is fake news don’t EVER disrespect pepper like this

[fugayyyku]

Didn’t he, like, canonically get pegged by gamora too lmaooooooo

[smoogieboogie]

Yes

[rescueironman-deactivated201909]

Wait this was pegging? I HAD NO IDEA LIKE I WAS SO INTO THIS TONY GAMORA PANEL ALREADY AND NOW IT IS LIKE 5000000000000000 TIMES BETTER. AJSKALAKKAKAA.

[starkrevolution]

I saw this and went: “Hang on now… I remember reading that. I did NOT think they were pegging.” Then I dug it out and had a closer look:

Panel two, bottom left corner — that is definitely a strap-on harness. This whole thing makes so much more sense now. I cannot believe I didn’t see that before.

Damn Gamora. Fierce.

[wizardjey]

can’t get enough of these cuties 💖

[itsa-me-anime-thrash]

Me before Infinity War : omg i hope Cap doesn’t die…

Me after Infinity War :