I want ...

This is my happy place. 40s. dude. white. bi. Hi!

[k-eke]

[roostercrowedatmidnight]

tuvok: according to the dictates of poetics, my best friend is the coolest person in the world and all your ideas are stupid

[valtsv]

"could you win a fight with your doppelganger" and "would you fuck your clone" questions are fun but honestly they don't reveal nearly as much as my favourite question: could you manipulate them?

[valtsv]

it's like. not only how well do you know yourself, but how much can you separate yourself from the concept of "you"? how far are you willing to go to establish control over yourself? can you really look yourself in the eyes and lie? and if you can, what does that say about you?

[oilyparsnips]

That fucker is going down.

[tanadrin]

would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.

[jadagul]

https://xkcd.com/2567/

[tanadrin]

fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything

[simplymarge1974]

[nocternalrandomness]

1940's retro style sci-fi art

[swampthingy]

[donnerpartyofone]

We've all been there

[cptdorkery]

Does Star Trek have OSHA?

Five must-reads that show that no, it very much does not. Cracked.com – “5 Horrifying Implications of the Star Trek Universe” (2013): Even c

"In space, no one can hear you bitch about non-compliance with safety regulations." - Ubljudok

[tylostoma]

they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[hells-finest-gentleman]

fuck, it sure is

[feyosha]

That’s fucking hilarious

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[viralfrog]

[brawltogethernow]

[finefaefruit]

11/10 hysterical, no notes

[vehiculartheyslaughter]

The design is very human

[starbitten13]

[lib-and-learn]

The only fool-proof financial advice at this point in the USA (May 2025):

Stock up on necessities if you can; avoid splurging on unnecessary items. This is always good advice, but it is especially important at this point.

That shirt can last a little longer. Your cat doesn't need a new toy; play with a piece of string. Cancel streaming services you don't use and downgrade the ones you do use to an ad-tier. Or... Freevee exists, you know?

Things are going to get tight, people.

(plus, every non-essential item we don't buy is an item that doesn't get imported and on which the government is not collecting a tariff, which might force Trumpery to back the fuck off his nonsense).

[leguidon]

[loopygifz]

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Chicxulub Impact, 65 Million BC

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[wizardarchetypes]

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

[wizardarchetypes]

in this world we all have our roles

[luna-is-old]

Dead wife flashbacks but it's real shit married people do.

Her: I am 100% sure there is a delay function on the coffee maker.

Him: and I'm sure there's not. I'm telling you I looked. There is no button for delay.

*after the fifth time they've had this discussion and she finally bothers to look up the manual to prove her point*

Him (following the directions from the manual): Goddamn it there is a delay function on the coffee maker.

Her (doing a weird dance): Vindication!

*He laughs and pulls her into a kiss*

*during the climatic scene the husband is fighting the villain in his own house and it looks like he's going to lose*

Him: you may think you have won but I know some you don't know.

Villain: and what might that be?

Him: there's a delay function on the coffee maker

*there is an explosion from the coffee maker behind the villain (the husband filled it with gas). It allows the husband to get the upper hand and win the fight. As he walks away from the burning house finally ready to move on and start living again. He turns back and whispers to himself*

Him: Vindication

[studentlifeproblems]