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sometiktoksarevalid

surreal--memes

sometiktoksarevalid

finefaefruit

the fact that this was tagged as mature content makes it about 500% funnier

english-history-trip

finefaefruit

!!!! love the image of a olde time lawyer in their Legal Doublet

bewbin

PROUD TO ANNOUNCE that i will be doing my laundry today. Thank you for all those who helped me get to this point in life #stayhardunlessitsdownysoft

bewbin

beeen seeing alot of notes of people saying this inspired them to finally do their landry. i am filled with so much emotion that i might finally fold the landry i did a few days ago. maybe

viralfrog

overlordraax

[Video description: Video of a person using a spray bottle on their kitchen countertop, only for the camera to pan over to find another person holding a cockatoo in the same position as the cockatoo imitates the sound of the spray bottle. Both people struggle to hold back laughter in the video. end description]

#birds #video

lelif

on survival

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mage-ical-character-person

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

forthegothicheroine

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

...technically, yes.

Some five thousand years ago, a 27-foot high granite standing stone was erected by the Neolithic people of future Dartmoor. In the 12th century, a monastery was built on the spot, incorporating the stone into its foundations. The monastery became a manor house in the 14th century, then an inn in the 15th, which it remains to this day as The Oxenham Arms.

The standing stone remains in its place, unceremoniously part of the sitting room wall next to the radiator.

abluecoat

Saw your tags, prev;

And there is a word for it! It's called a palimpsest!

Originally it means a very old manuscript that has been written on and then scraped clean and written on again, but its also a theory used to describe the way an object can have multiple meanings and contexts from different times written on top of one another, like the layers of an onion. Its one of my favourite cultural history words!

dduane

I was there once! I've got a pic of it around here somewhere. :)

#new word acquired #history

prokopetz

Artist trying to draw one of those "character in bed with an improbable number and variety of sex toys" tableaux, but they don't actually know many kinds of sex toys, so they're just shotgunning hypotheticals. Straight up cow tooling it.

konoko

andhumanslovedstories

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

andhumanslovedstories

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don't need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let's say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

thomrainierskies

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid