mid is gas to me

[foreveriallyzombified]

me: damn i feel like shit i can’t do this...

my borat tulpa i got from being part of mk ultra experiments: wai not :D

me: you’re right borat

[7777777awawawa7777777]

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank

[girldog]

dogs can use “DOG BEAM”. which has an effecvt on you which is whatever the dog wants

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[winniethepenis]

who up reeling some big fish

[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[psakhich]

[f0x-gl0ves]

Had 2 draw rhys once again

[psakhich]

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[marxism-transgenderism]

Had to unfollow this one person on here cause they just would not stop making posts about how transfems on e getting periods is just made up symptoms and like, I don't have definitive proof I only have my and others experience but like how do you, as someone who is not on e, who has access to the same amount of studies looking into this with decent sample sizes as I do (none), feel so confident to say it's all just placebo and made up ? What makes you so confident ? Cause I gotta say after almost two years of nearly right on the dot once a month suddenly feeling nausea all week, taking the most unbelievable shits, feeling all my organs cramp, and having mood swings out the ass which always just so happens to line up with when the two people with uteruses in my house also get their periods, I feel like I have more data to work off of than you do

[marxism-transgenderism]

LOSING IT

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[oliviawebsite]

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

[oingopilled]

magfest is so soon, i have everything paid and i cant wait to have a good con without the extra baggage lol

"have fun making it to magfest without my wallet" is still the funniest thing ive ever been told, i will have so much fun without the ugly bird necked woman lol

[oingopilled]

and i surely am excited to be away from these people who facilitate pedophiles and their extremely strange age gap when you think ab the age they were when they got together... no wonder u lost ur shit when we brought up ur 30yr old pedophile friend, ur scared people might figure you out too? anyways lol. hope you see this and ill have fun seeing yall at the protomen shows 🥰

[oingopilled]

magfest is so soon, i have everything paid and i cant wait to have a good con without the extra baggage lol

"have fun making it to magfest without my wallet" is still the funniest thing ive ever been told, i will have so much fun without the ugly bird necked woman lol

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