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When my friends talk about Yuri!!! on Ice:

Me: why the fuck is it called “yuri” on ice???

Me: proposes to rename the series “Yaoi!!! on Slightly Chilled Surfaces

#yuri on ice #victuuri #otayuri #yuuri katsuki #yuri plisetsky #victor nikiforov #otabek altin

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someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

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Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

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So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

rizaoftheowls

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

aurore-dupin

As my BBG chapter says, “Talk shit get hit”

#omg #my friend is a beast #a jewish beast #who celebrates a lot of holidays #i wish i was jewish #do they like gay people?#probably they seem too cool not to #i laughed so hard when i saw this tears ran down my legs #i love you so much elizabeth the third

They call me salad cuz I be dressing.

Well, crossdressing...

#ouran high school host club #haruhi fujioka #ohshc #crossdressing #memes #small cinnamon roll #anime

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Quick Descriptions of Some Musicals

Hamilton: The Founding fuckboys Fathers in the form of highschool drama

Falsettos: Lots of Jews, lots of gay, lots of intense crying

Book of Mormon: Everyone is made fun of in this musical. Everyone.

Rent: Money is difficult, but so is AIDS and being gay

Phantom of the Opera: Mysterious man in a mask swoons you faster than you can say “Christine” no matter what your sexuality is

Heathers: A very intense Mean Girls

Newsies: Group of guys (that aren’t mormons) aren’t taking shit from no one (also the New York accent will stick with you, believe it or not)

Dear Evan Hansen: Sad musical about teen angst could never be so relatable

Wicked: Hey remember that one movie that comes on tv every now and then during the holidays that your parents reflect on? Yeah this is before that

School of Rock: Fake teachers and rebellious children who are all surprisingly talented

#hamilton #falsettos #book of mormon #rent #phantom of the opera #heathers #newsies #dear evan hansen #wicked #school of rock #broadway #broadway classics exposed

musegonemad

Um. Should I be concerned?

ojdrinksmilk-blog

Run. Lock your doors (and pray that they aren’t password protected). Check your home for bombs. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

#longcat #mystic messenger #unknown #mystic messenger unknown #saeran choi #mystic messenger bomb

How the Party Should’ve Gone Down

zen: [looks for jumin with mc but the party is too crowded] this calls for drastic measures

zen: [using hands as a microphone] JUMIN HAN IS GAY

jumin: [yells from across the room] SAY THAT TO MY LAWYER, BITCH

zen: there he is

#mystic messenger #jumin han #zen #hyun ryu #does jumin han is gay #this is how the party should've gone down #zumin lowkey #mc #mystic messenger mc

When you just can’t compare to the life of the party...

#steven universe #kevin #garnet #it's kevin time #me at every party i've ever attended #fusions #partys #dancing #can you feel it now mr krabs #he's sexy and he knows it #amethyst #pearl #lapis #peridot #lapidot #steven #stevonnie #connie

Mystic Messenger Character Playlist

Zen: #SELFIE - The Chainsmokers

Jumin Han: Ur So Gay - Katy Perry

707: MEME Machine - Filthy Frank

Yoosung: I’ll Make a Man Out of You - Mulan

Jaehee: I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry

Saeran: Fuck You - Lily Allen

V: Blind - Train

Rika: There’s a Snake in My Boot (Remix) - Liquid DnB

“Let’s duel!”

- Alexander Hamilton (to Aaron Burr at some point on July 11, 1804)

#hamilton #hamilton the musical #alexander hamilton #aaron burr #aaron burr sir #yugioh #duel monsters #let's duel #yugi mutou #yugi and seto are low key hamilton and burr #this literally killed me #the man on the ten dollar bill #dueling was a horrible past time in hamilton and yugioh

Best Friends

A true best friend is someone who makes everyone around you question your sexuality.

#hamilton #alexander hamilton #john laurens #lams #gay founding fathers #poor eliza #it's a revolution #for gaaayyyysss #new york #your pants look hot #i like you a lot #you're the best friend i've got

This has become one of my favorite webcomics on Tapastic, and if you haven’t read it yet then I strongly recommend looking it up!

#a matter of life and death #lgbt #life and death #lgbt comic #dark humor and romance #much angst #these two are so perfect for one another and they don't know it yet

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Will Smith Fanboyed When He Saw the Batmobile on the Suicide Squad Set

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Will Smith is the best.

#will smith #suicide squad #batmobile #batman #deadshot #harley quinn #jared leto joker #el diablo #killer croc #captain boomerang #katanna #ben affleck #margot robbie

I would’ve been Snape’s favorite student. Slytherin rules!

#harry potter #severus snape #potterhead #slytherin #slytherin pride #50 points to slytherin #chocolate frogs #draco malfoy...#would be my boyfriend #lol #i can dream #slytherin rules #gryffindor drools #hufflepuffs are laughing at me #ravenclaw kids don't care #i'm a loser #10 chocolate frogs and a dead body

“he just descended out of nowhere on his strings, just a dirty skeleton wearing that brown top hat and cape. and his glass eyes that were too big for his skull. christ almighty.” - kevin_hart