[funnytwittertweets]

[jensluthor]

6x04

"I have to bring Kara back" 🤧

[guooey]

I don’t think I could come up with a greater fitting description for this cat if I really tried

[marquisedemasque]

I couldn’t resist. I had to

[jasperwhitcock]

being vaccinated does NOT mean you can play baseball in a large empty field with a bunch of vampires during a thunderstorm just because it’s the american past time

[babymofth]

Taylor Swift really didn’t have to basically write entire soundtracks for Red, White & Royal Blue and The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, but she went above and beyond and DID THAT

[moshifresh]

KE writers: we can’t just include a Villaneve kiss in every episode us:

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toph fucks around and makes pangea a thing again

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

shes like 'i cant see on boats. solution? make sea travel obsolete' and no one stops her because they cant

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

firelord zuko wakes up at sunrise but the sunlight is Somehow coming in through the entirely Wrong Fucking Window n theres like fifty messenger hawks screeching from down the hall n hes like 'you know what. i dont want to know' n goes back to sleep

[grimeclown]

As a clown I refuse to do sexy stuff in my real actual clown outfit because that is for the kids but I have a separate clown outfit for sexy stuff.

You’re a role model and a legend

[oscillatingdichotomy]

Separation of church & state

[sleevesareforlosers]

hey fully vaxxed (american) people ur still gonna like. wear a mask right. on account of there’s no visual indicator that ur vaccinated. and on account of u wanna give service workers and nonvaxxed people peace of mind when ur interacting with them. and on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective. and on account of so many antimaskers and antivaxxers are gonna lie and say they’re vaccinated so they can not wear one and then ur at an even higher risk. yknow. on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective.

[lotad]

[marcchagallthebride-deactivated]

how’d this person get on twitter from greece ca. 450 bc

[parasitoidism]

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

[parasitoidism]

Did anyone else do this

[parasitoidism]

Rave reviews

[unclefather]

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

[skinhorses]

not to be dramatic but the trauma of being a daughter is real and my relationship with my mother is and will always be one of the most devastating and complex relationships i will ever experience

[whitepeopletwitter]

[magerightsyeah]

Just a non-binary meme for y’all

[nbkarkat]

good post, but let me raise you this

[barrenwomb]

obsessed with baby capybaras

[blackpyrefly]

rat pupy unlimited

[guerrillatech]

Amazing