hhyyuuuuuu

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make rage comics about me

[feldfrog]

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[viralfrog]

[fishthegenderwiz]

That must be where she's heading now!

[paxamericana]

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

[corpsecowboy]

i get to see sturgeon every weekend so i made this:)

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the typical scenario i suppose

[oso-nan]

bigbee 🐺❤️

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[swordsdance-deactivated20191029]

some of y’all r so stupid and should play pokemon black and white for nintendo ds

[naidje]

what if his neck just did that?

[clairenovvak]

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

[depsidase]

[grumfy]

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.