Fallen

[thebootydiaries]

Friend: why are you crying?

Me: I'm just so beautiful

[ruinedchildhood]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

police public service announcements in other countries: don’t drink and drive

police public service announcements in Scotland: please stop accidentally murdering each other with your bare hands

[konigstigerr]

oi mate, u got a loicense for them hands?

[surfeit-of-stoats]

Laziness: I’d rather sit here than pick up those clothes

Executive Dysfunction: I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes why am I still watching this thing on Netflix while sitting down c’mon stand up I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes I need to-

[ace-feminist]

Holy shit you nailed it

[mad-dyspunktional]

Laziness: I don’t want to do the thing so I’m not going to do the thing and I’m not going to worry about it because I don’t care.

Procrastination: I’m purposely putting off doing the thing because I don’t want to do the thing and this may or may not be causing me anxiety depending on how important the thing is.

Executive Dysfunction: I may or may not want to do the thing but regardless I can’t seem to do the thing and it is causing me great anxiety because the thing needs to be done.

[pi4nobl4ck]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

My drag persona

[saiasus]

Welcome to the stage ….

[enlightenedrobot]

So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest was not drug related.

No, she shot a freakin missile into a vehicle.

[americansylveon-deactivated2017]

>Florida

[coolmanfromthepast]

Florida Man’s wife.

[bandomfandombeyond]

Bold of you to assume Crystal Metheny needs a man

[personalmoshiakh]

she’s florida man’s mother. the original florida hellraiser. 

[keybladesoras]

A PURE BOY!

[iwishihadafather]

[youngharlemnigga]

Nicholas a savage

[bloodclaatpussyclaat]

Lmfaoooooo

[mental-ch-illness]

if you cant handle me at my worst than you probably cant handle me at all because im a fuckin nightmare 24/7

[1dietcokeinacan]

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

[strongermonster]

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

[snorlaxatives]

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

[mattandjones]

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

[snailgutz-deactivated20190821]

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

[dreamnectar]

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

[dakterrible]

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

[greenekangaroo]

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

[thegentlemangamer-deactivated20]

My wife: “All the B&BW folks would have to do is throw a few water balloons into a Lush store and it would be all over.”

[dragothishole]

Bruh.

[gilgadushipper-deactivated20220]

[immoralsummers-blog]

[loqueesha]

Sis, neither of them fit SC’s demographic. How bout…

[1970sdeaky]

“rock legend and astrophysicist” is inarguably the most powerful title one can have. the big dick energy is thru the fucking roof

[cactus-pat]

When the wizard multiclasses as a bard

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[humor-n-shit-blog]

maybe evil spirits are so pissed off because ppl are always trying to get rid of them like can you imagine being that one clumsy ghost that just wanted to chill but you knocked over a lamp and now suddenly everyone wants you exorcised

[turnipfritters]

i notice that tumblr dot com has their black history month banner up, and that’s nice, but i feel like any even more fun black history month activity would be deleting all the white supremacist blogs

[no-chill-at-all]