a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag

Martin, 24. I'm a big gay commie. He/him, they/them.

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[notallmensheviks]

spotify? really?

[celestialswag]

[blackarachnya]

in memoriam

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

Goodnight, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

[theocseason4]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ilovecats4ever]

His full name backwards is Gnorts Mr. Alien (gnorts means hello in alien)😧

[boredpanda]

Japanese Artist Depicts The Typical Life Of His Pet Hamster, And The Result Is Adorable

[hlwim]

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

[elf-trash]

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.

[siderealsandman]

Polite greeting (Greetings, Exalted One)

Self-Introduction (I am Luke Skywalker) 

Establish Credentials (Jedi Knight) 

Explain how you learned of this opportunity (Friend to Captain Solo) 

Establish Purpose (I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.)

Show what you can bring to the organization ( I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.)

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

This actually maps really well.

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Every single one of these headlines sure is something

[pileofknives]

It’s genuinely the fucking end times

[cowboysuggest]

mr gorbachev STOOOOP LMAO no seriously STOP IIIITTTT

[cowboysuggest]

TAKE IT DOOOOWWWN LMAO STOOP

[70sscifiart]

Images used in 1966-era advertisements for Armstrong Ceiling Systems

[warmheartworm]

tumblr sucked yet its the only thing people like us could ever have posted on. tumblr was a deep sea geothermal vent and we are all pallid, desperate crabs snapping at the dark toxcic nutrients spweing from its hole, and bringing us into the harsh light of the instagram influencersphere would kill us instantly. 

[villageidiotwitch]

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[theocseason4]

I think about this post every day

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[theocseason4]

I think about this post every day

[fakehistory]

Napoleon after his failed invasion of Russia in the winter (1812, colorized)

[catchymemes]

[thebroccoligoblin]

Yup