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[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[kushblazer666]

[mothsandfoxes]

my beloved horse list of race horses wikipedia (disambiguation)

[botanyshitposts]

the midwest is so beautiful this time of year…….reblog 2 support our farmers

[olive-0il]

[olive-0il]

help why are community posts classified as notifications

[disastertealeaf]

should i go figure out what spongebob and/or cum based humor is about because tumblr thinks i might like it

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[drumcore-deactivated20200630]

huuuh.. hey guys.. today were gonna be streaming [COUGHS TWICE LOUDLY] were gonna be streaming spore hero arena for the [COUGHS ONCE] nintendo ds... uh... chat please slow down [shakily holding glasses up to eyes] i cant read chat when its this fast... huhh... today we are going to be [breathes in] streaming spore... hero arena [breathes out, breathes in] for the... nintendo..... uhhh... what is it again...

[xxerror--sansxx]

damn whos this old bitch. is he a youtuber or something? hes ugly as hell

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

He looks like a rotting corpse, what a fucking loser

[dzcool3]

weren’t you two rotting corpses at some point?

[xxerror--sansxx]

batman?

[cyanbeats]

im sorry, but what is happening over here?

[xxerror--sansxx]

i dunno, just some random bat man guy started talking to us.

[cyanbeats]

o-oh, im sorry!

i-i’m kiki, whats your name

[xxerror--sansxx]

heya, im error sans. you can call me error though. whats up?

[cyanbeats]

nothing much,just my twin sister being an idiot

jade:wha- kiki thats mean

kiki:its true though jade

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

That's funny. You two don't even look like twins

[cyanbeats]

kiki:we are, we just have different colors

jade: that skeleton with the red sweater is so cute!

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

You talkin' about me? I ain't cute

[cyanbeats]

jade:*puts down pen* admit it,you are

kiki:jade! stop flirting with him!

[xxerror--sansxx]

really? i think hes pretty ugly personally.

[cyanbeats]

*she puts on shades and flips the bird* jade:f### you

[xxerror--sansxx]

ow, the edge. im just sayin that fell looks like a fuckin idiot. hes weak as hell too. couldnt even stop me from breaking his arm last time we fought

[cyanbeats]

jade: *sounding more demonlike* f### off ya twat

[xxerror--sansxx]

twat? what are you, british? gross

[cyanbeats]

jade: my accent can change! bloody ‘ell

kiki: it is true,we can have any accent

[xxerror--sansxx]

isnt that true for literally anyone though?even i could put on a dumb british accent if i wanted to. you aint special.

[cyanbeats]

彼について悪いことを言うのをやめなさい！

jade:彼について悪いことを言うのをやめなさい！

[xxerror--sansxx]

why should i? its fun. why do you care anyway? also, i get the point. didnt need to say it twice.

[cyanbeats]

jade:글쎄 미스터 이모 팬츠

[xxerror--sansxx]

...okay?

[transmasc-menace]

@banamberbread

[laly-481]

Who dare insult Fell Senpai ?

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

What the hell

[laly-481]

Senpai ♥️ !

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

I ain't your senpai, stop being weird

[laly-481]

Huh ?!

Then I have to kill you

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

I'd like to see you try, ya weirdo

[sundermunder]

A pleasant surprise.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

When he goes back into the dirt

[an-alarming-amount-of-bees]

i can’t believe this little shit has a completely armored back and then sleeps belly up just to dare predators to fuck with it

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

The fucking horse girls are trying to recruit me

[skelegun]

Diagnosed with blood horses

[femboy-c-cups]

I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)

[wokeuplaughing]

going to the punk show and everyone is mad at me for wearing pre-pissed jeans "he didn't even piss them himself" they say "he bought them that way" and they all think I am the biggest poser of the night

[atouchhereandthere]

tidy wires are less of a fire hazard =)

[sepulchritude]

Peer reviewed tag from @queerkhazad

[olive-0il]

where my gay furries at

[dateamonster]

[goodnightguys]

[h0useofw0lves]

i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec

[h0useofw0lves]

it was like this

[potholefullofsoup]

found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy

[olive-0il]

hey guys.....