if i had an orchard

fawn | 31 | they/them }”:,3

[oliverknowhow]

mulcahyy > oliverknowhow

because i have a problem and it technically covers two fandom cycles in my life iykyk. don’t worry i still love mash eternally.

[pand-em-onia]

Coming out of my cage and posting content for a 37 year old fandom, like a totally normal person.

[the-cinnamontography-is-amazing]

Abstract (Psychopomp) // Hawkeye Pierce

Some mash artwork I just threw together, feeling inspired by Hozier of course.

Anyway, this song is so Hawkeye I want to cry....

[pleasureprose]

[druid-for-hire]

hawkeye and trapper get fake septums

(id under the cut)

[image id: a three-page digital comic about characters from the TV show MASH, illustrated by "druid-for-hire." On page 1, frank burns squints at Hawkeye from a short distance, who is next to Trapper, who is reading a newspaper that obscures his face. "Pierce," Burns asks, "what's on your face?" Hawkeye turns to face him, revealing a septum piercing. "what's what, Frank?" he asks. Shocked and affronted by this breach in army regulations, he shouts, "I can't!! Believe you!! It's not enough for you to disagrace the army uniform by being out of it all the time? You have to go and--and do that! You look like a punk! Or a cow!"

On page 2, Hawkeye, unbothered, replies "Y'know, Frank, I'm finally living up to the Pierce name. I was thinking about going for some ear tag earrings. Maybe I can get a nurse to pull my udders." Frank howls, "That's disgusting!" Turning to Trapper he shouts, "Did you have anything to do with this, McIntyre?" Trapper pulls down the newspaper to reveal that he's wearing three septum rings and says, "I sure did! He stole my look!"

On page 3, Frank says "You're both terrible. Both of your butts are going on report!" while Hawkeye takes out his apparently fake septum ring behind his back. "Report for what, Frank?" he asks; Frank turns to see that the piercing is now missing. "Yeah, what's the matter, Frank?" Trapper says, whose piercing is suddenly missing as well. Frank storms off, yelling "Neither of you can pull the wool over my eyes!! Just wait until General Barker hears about this!" Some time later, Frank is standing next to General Barker, pointing at Hawk. "General, I'm telling you, the hole is THERE!" he shouts. "Go and take a look in those nostrils for yourself!" There is a long and awkward pause. The General did not like that. Hawkeye remarks, "Gee Frank, take a girl to dinner first." end id]

[pomegranate]

Hey Mashblr! Are you interested in chatting with other queer fans about the show MASH? Do you like thinking about how a show that was made 50 years ago can be perceived in ways totally unintended by the creators and discussing these iconic characters within a queer framework? Do you like doing watchalongs with other fans and discussing/writing MASH fic and fanart?

If the answer to any of those questions is yes, you may be interested in joining the MASHoles fan server on Discord! We’d love to meet new people and would be thrilled to get to know some more Mashblr folks.

(It is an 18+ server, just a heads up!)

Feel free to send a DM to me, @mashbrainrot or @amrv-5 and one of us can send you an invite!

[greatcometcas]

Where There’s a Will, There’s a War || M*A*S*H 10x17 Original Airdate: February 22, 1982 written by David Pollock, Elias Davis story editing by Karen Hall directed by Alan Alda

[oliverknowhow]

you know. you grow up casually watching a show on repeat with your dad, have a moment where you hyperfix at 16, and then one day…one day you wake up in your thirties and wonder what the scientific explanation is for wanting to throw all of the characters into a jar and shake the jar up to see what happens every single morning.

[morganaconda]

[badsalmonella]

Helllo! Opening commissions again! ✨

Pricing:

For coloured sketch

10$ for a head

25$ for waist up

40$ full body

For clean line art and colour

40$ for waist up

50$ for full body

x0.5 for extra characters (ex: 2 full body sketch characters. 40$+20$ for second character)

Pricing is in USD. Taking payments on PayPal. Please DM for inquiries

[mar-sibilina]

[druid-for-hire]

"Is it bad over there?" "It's gonna take some work before it's only bad."

[image ID: a fake promotional poster for the TV show, MASH, for the episode "Aid Station." It has a dirty and scratched up olive drab background, with an off-white circle containing the red cross symbol of medical staff, which has scratches like chipped paint. The center circle contains a digitally illustrated scene of Hawkeye, Houlihan, and Klinger attending a wounded patient at the bombed-out Aid Station, and the four of them are colored red to form the shape of the central red cross. The poster text is in military stencil font and also scratched up. At the top it reads, "MASH Season 3 Episode 19: Aid Station." The text at the bottom reads, "February 11th, 8:30 PM on CBS. Written by Larry Gelbart and Simon Muntner." end ID]

edit: progress shots under the cut!

[discocaptain]

bj eats shit and has a terrible no good very bad injury moodboard

[nnebuchadnezzar]

In terms of requests for art...Father Mulcahy M*A*S*H please please please and thank you 🙏🙏🙏

here he is throwing a god awful punch

[redcheekdays]

m*a*s*h s07e21 rally round the flagg, boys

[kooldewd123]

father mulcahy has gotta be one of my favorite fictional characters of all time. just imagine. you're a priest in the middle of a war. you're surrounded by doctors and nurses working day and night to patch up hordes of wounded soldiers. everyone knows how futile it is - at the end of the day, these soldiers, these children, are just being fixed up so they can be sent right back into combat again. and what is your place in all this? you were sent here to heal the soul, not the body, but few people in camp attend your sunday services and confessions are sparse. the doctors have a nice clear number to tell them how good they're doing - 97.8%, the highest survival rate of any army hospital in the country. but there's no such way to measure spiritual healing, and so your invisible work weighs on you. you question whether you're even helping at all. and you become so lost in your feelings of inadequacy that you can't see the good you're doing. you can't see that everyone depends on you. you can't see that in the middle of this violent, nonsensical theatre, your soft words, open ear, and quiet optimism is what gives everyone the strength to make it through each day. you have shaped this mess of a camp into a brilliant parish, and you're too humble to ever realize it.

[sipped-lapped-swilled]

Not entirely sure what this is about exactly but i felt like you'd appreciate our friend Trapper Fawn McIntyre