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[takingoffmyshoes]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

[tothechaos]

phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

[tonystarksanxieties]

No, but literally

[anxiousmercy]

seeing this reminded me to finally get rid of that Damned Thing that keeps installing random games on my phone

The mobile services manager app performs many functions including installing and updating apps, controlling some Android settings

[tothechaos]

anxiousmercy im giving you my first born and the keys to the city for helping me disable that damn thing that has infuriated me for years

if you have an android, follow the steps in the article to stop random, unwanted apps from being installed on your device!

[samglyph]

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

[kosmogrl]

hey, don't cry. summer fruits soon, ok?

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[klapollo]

You are a woman living in 2027. In an argument with a man in the middle of a city street, he gets flustered and reflexively shouts "grok, put her in a bikini" to no one in particular

[pointnclick]

Thank you for coming to my this

[yebisu]

What is that

[pointnclick]

My this #mythis

[pointnclick]

Thank you for coming to my this

[yebisu]

What is that

[pointnclick]

My this #mythis

[spiribia]

It makes me cry that possums can carry stuff with their tails. It’s so cute. But if I told a possum that it would probably think i was being condescending

[replicated-archive]

my wife is struggling with her gardening and i go outside and ask is this guy bothering you and start punching the dirt

[attorneytrash]

i don't care what anyone says i love it when a historical novel slides in a historical figure all casual. every single time i am pointing yelling screaming cheering like YOU!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!!! FROM HISTORY

[attorneytrash]

book: they ordered their drinks at ye olde tavern and there was a guy there. and he said sup i'm william but you can call me will...... shakespeare......

me: omg it's william. of shakespeare fame

book: he was scribbling with his quill pen mumbling to himself "hmm what if there was a play.... but it was WITHIN the play..."

me: omg hamlet.........................

[attorneytrash]

pythagoras making a cameo in a novel about vampires in ancient greece or whatever: oh didn't see you there...... i was busy thinking about my theorem #mytheorem

me: no way....... just like when he said that in real life.......

[comfort-care]

[wyldstallyn]

[lady-vermin]

Bury me with these soldiers to protect me in the afterlife

[milfsisyphus]

*catches your white whale easily and by accident*

[b0nkcreat]

these fucking comments i got mystomach hurts oh my god help me

[phantomqueen1000]

curling up on your lap in a really inconvenient way but you arent allowed to move me or get upset at me

[segamascott]

[squenble]

whenever my friend sends a picture of her dogs i always compress them in mspaint