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reverse-mermaid

salt and pepper squid

they are in love

reverse-mermaid

it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this

pls allow me to correct this

igmakeup

inqilabi

All mothers I’ve ever known were effectively single mothers, even when they had a husband.

maverick2095

tchaikovskaya

a LOT of women agree with this but men like….. universally object its hilarious

inqilabi

case in point. And it’s actually the mom on a call and not the dad.

arktham

The Emperor’s New Groove 2000, dir. Mark Dindal

insomniac-arrest

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

bambi-zeppeli

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED TAMPONS. THATS LIKE BEING GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED NAPKINS, OR CLEAN SHEETS, OR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. LIKE OMG ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. ITS CLEAN. TAMPONS EXIST WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED OR HIDE THEM. ugh

wittyandcharming

Once I had an unopened box of tampons in plain view and my stepdad acted like that was some huge breach of social etiquette. I asked why on earth he was acting so weird about it, and he said, “Well you wouldn’t want me leaving a box of condoms lying around would you?”

Okay first of all, that you’re even implying that tampons and condoms are comparable items is fucking stupid since condoms are used for sex and tampons are used to like, you know, not bleed all the fuck over ourselves during this biological function none of us can stop. So that begs the question of why the fuck you’re sexualizing periods or items required to live hygienically during one, wherein the answer is that you believe vaginas are inherently sexual and only exist as something to stick your dick in. Because me leaving an unopened box of tampons in view is literally the same thing as leaving a stick of deodorant or a bar of fucking soap out on the counter if you’re considering them by their function. But God forbid I remind you vaginas exist in neutral everyday circumstances and that they don’t just manifest when you wanna fuck one.

herfleur-deactivated20250810

Lots of important lines in here

make--it--gayer

jesikaos

1 month > 7 months > 1 year > 2 years old

Happy 2nd birthday to my Spicy Cheddar cheese stick! She is an absolutely wonderful, beautiful snake with such a delightful personality, and I love her so dearly. Forever grateful to have snagged her from @sunfish-exotics

Bonus: her first shed(with me) vs her most recent!

Bonus 2:

frogwhomp

Happy Black History Month!!

for those who didn’t know I designed these black pride flags a long while ago and seen them popping up around everywhere!! which is great! it makes me so happy to see so many people showing solidarity and intersectionality within the lgbt community!

if you wanna support me i have a kofi ^_^!! ko-fi.com/frogwhomp