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@ollietamale
@ollietamale
My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
it has been a long week and i am very tired
pls show me your cats
this is Buster, showing us her very dirty feet.
This is Dany. He has anxiety, but he’s full of love.
This is Tally, a 10 yo 18 pound Maine Coon, who will let you use her tummy for a pillow when you’re sad, and will just purr & groom you until you feel better 💕
This is Jareth, a rescue who advises you to consider the benefits of a good long nap
This is Miss Noir. Her hobbies include being besties with the food bag, running away from things in fear, and stairstep lurking.
This is Miss Nicole. Her hobbies include being an immense asshole.
This is Uno. He thinks things are gonna be okay. I intend to believe him.
This is Kit. He likes chasing bugs, digging in his litter box, and being aggressively cuddly.
this is crookshanks she’s orange
this is Keyes he’s my lead strategist
this is toast, hes a cool dude
This is Rosie. She’s loud because she’s full of bees
This is Sweety he is very large
This is Khensu he belongs to my neighbors he’s half Maine coon I hang out with him when he gets lonely
This is little cat, she loves headbutts and standing on people
this is Elly she’s very soft and a butthole
This is Hamish. He likes food and chasing my dogs; he has no bad angles.
This is Beaker (top) and Bullitt (bottom), they’re siblings. Beaker is a good girl who enjoys crying, napping in my lap and making me tear my hair out because she keeps injuring herself. Bullitt looks like a pokemon and enjoys recreating fight club with my sister’s cat Hamish (pictured above).
Top 12 Most Unfuckable Men in Dragon Age (according to lesbians)
12. Zevran Arainai
Zevran is the least unfuckable man in Dragon Age because he wouldn’t make it weird. He’d give you a nice lay, do a good job, and then high-5 you afterwards. He’s nice-looking and experienced and would overall be an almost not-unpleasant experience. If there was a gun to my head and someone forcing me to pick a Dragon Age man to fuck, it would be Zevran.
11. RDP Sten
I say Realistic DAO Project Sten and not regular Sten because frankly RDP Sten is the true Sten. Honestly, look at this man. Assuming you didn’t die during intercourse, he’d make you breakfast the next morning, then reshackle your roof and do your taxes. RDP Sten would take care of you. RDP Sten would treat you right.
10. Justice
…as long as he gave Anders’ body a bath first, because wow he sure is a guy who lives in a sewer. Justice is a friendly Fade spirit curious about the mortal world and its many wonders. Fucking Justice would be a nice opportunity to show an otherworldly being a good time. Not to mention the novelty. Think of the puns you could make afterwards. “It was a spiritual experience.” “It was truly righteous.” “Justice isn’t easy–no, Justice is hard.”
9. Alistair
Alistair is inexperienced, but a nice boy. You could show him a good time, and then pat him on the head and give him a cookie afterwards. He’s funny and nice and if you aren’t his first lay, it’ll probably be Morrigan and she would probably turn into a spider halfway through just to fuck with him. I’m willing to fuck him just to spare him that being his first time. Alistair might make it weird and try to give you a flower or something, but he’s young and easily dissuaded. Fucking Alistair would be acceptable and satisfying in some ways.
8. Iron Bull
He ugly, but otoh, monster dong, if you’re into that. Iron Bull wouldn’t make it weird emotionally, but he would definitely make it weird sexually. Assuming you survived, you would have a hell of a story. I would bring that up at every cocktail party I went to for the rest of my life. “I fucked a minotaur man,” I’d say, sipping my martini. “He had an eyepatch, and a dong the size of your forearm. I’m lucky to have survived.” The party guests gasp and fan themselves at the scandal.
7. Nathaniel Howe
I have no feelings either way about fucking Nathaniel Howe. I would show up, do the deed, and leave. Maybe give him a thumbs up, to be polite. My entire soul doesn’t rebel against the concept, but neither can I think of any benefits to fucking Nathaniel Howe.
6. Sebastian Vael
I wouldn’t hate to fuck Sebastian, and he seems nice, I guess. He’d be on par with Nate, except for the fact that he’s a devout fantasy Catholic. I’m morally opposed to fucking Catholics, because I don’t like Catholicism, and because I don’t want to deal with their ensuing guilt. I would tolerate fucking Sebastian.
5. Fenris
Fenris is objectively one of the best-looking men in Dragon Age, but oh lord, the canon romance path is so much. I’d do it just so I could touch his pretty hair, but I’d feel real bad about it. I like fenris. I don’t wanna cause him troubles. On the other hand, Isabela seems to manage it without much emotional fallout, so perhaps it would be alright. Fucking Fenris might be perfectly fine, but it might end terribly for all involved. As a lesbian I’m not gonna risk it.
4. Anders
Anders is a nasty sewer man who has no particularly attractive physical features to make up for it. He’d probably be an alright lay, but if you fucked him he’d definitely fall in love with you. Possibly he’d have already been in love with you for like three years. Then post-fuck he’d say a lot of weird stuff and ask to move into your house, and you’d be so worried about his eating habits and his stress that you’d be like “sure :)”, and then you’d have to change your name and flee the city to escape. Don’t fuck Anders.
3. Blackwall
I previously had Blackwall a spot higher, but then when I went to google a picture of him I realized he actually looks okay. Lumberjack aesth. Nice beard. Probably nice chest hair. Good muscles. But he’s also kind of a stinky old man who is kind of like your dad, and he would make his weird guilt issues your problem. I’d rather not, although I grant that if he was a couple decades younger he might be Acceptable.
2. Cullen
I would really hate to fuck Cullen. I find him morally repugnant, physically unimpressive, and overall pathetic and vile. Not to mention that he seems like the kind of sexually inexperienced dude to just try inserting Tab A into Slot B with no foreplay–but then, would you really want foreplay from this guy? At least it would all be over within 5 minutes and then you could make your escape through the window.
1. Solas
Solas is the absolute most unfuckable man in Dragon Age. Not only is he bald, and a genocidal maniac, but he would also get weirdly hung up on you. Then he’d like, haunt your dreams. “Vhenaaaaaaan,” you hear every night forever, to your horror. “You’re not like other girls,” he says, before showing you a picture of his fursona, which is a wolf. I would rather do literally anything else but fuck Solas. I thank G-d every day that Solas is not real, and that I am in no danger of ever fucking him. Solas is the least fuckable man in Dragon Age.
A+ Solas Analysis.
A+ Sten Analysis.
honestly game designers, just make all companions romanceable, don’t question it, dont think “No one’s gonna want to fuck the dwarf/qunari/undead grandma/sentient living statue/toaster robot/radiation burn victim” bc somewhere, out there, someone absolutely does.
ok full offence but why tf is alexius out here in his team magma cosplay
am i doing this right
me crawling through any ancient ruin or dungeon in any video game ever: who lit these candles
game guide: we don't recommend playing as a mage on your first playthrough-
me, running from enemies, with two hp to my name: fuck you i'm a wizard
tumblr: [pornbot x] is following you!
me, ruthlessly slamming “block user”: no they ain’t
You’ve unlocked a new level 2017! Good job on collecting the star for 2016, and good luck on your newest adventure. Happy new year, players! :D
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :D
The thing about thinking you’ve hit rock bottom or saying you have nothing left to loose is that there’s always a place that’s even more rock bottom, you always DO have something left to loose. And it always sucks when you realize that a situation you thought couldn’t get any worse, does get worse.
Solas from Dragon Age! Just a little practice because I haven’t drawn in probably months.
Imktober Day 1! Summer Witch! I’m not terribly good at handling ink pens yet, but hopefully I’ll get better.
Inktober 2016
Its that time of the year again! I’ll be compiling helpful stuff here for everyone.
First off! The guidelines from @mrjakeparker
And some art prompts! This year we’ve got official art prompt from Mr. Jake Parker! How cool is that?
Additional Art Prompts I found here. You can search for more here in Tumblr using “Inktober Prompts” as the tag.
And some helpful stuff to those who will use watercolors and inks :D
Great List of Waterproof Pens To Ink With
For more info check the official page here
Happy inking!
As I walk through the streets of my new city
My back feeling much better, I suppose
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