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I am an amphibian American!

Kermit the frog

#muppets #kermit #tina fey #flight of the conchords

Mothers

Yesterday I heard my mother sing the national anthem as she flushed the toilet.Welcome to America.

#mothers #national anthem #toilet #america #clasic #funny #humor

Random pick up lines

I'm not that great at math but I can tell you that 1+1= you and me. ;) I'm going to the library, can I check you out?

#pick up lines #dating #single #funny #library

I'm basically his Liz Lemmon.

#relatiinships #liz

I'm a satisfried fryer!

#satisfried #fries #art #face #fast food #working #food

I'm naming this cat Nemo because it's the last survivor.

#nemo #cat #kitten #Baby #blanket #toocute #beautiful #adorable

Life is weirdness.

The weirder you are the less drama you deal with.

#weird #weirder #weirdest #weirdo #drama

How I felt when I realized that this was my last spring break.

#somewhere #spring #spring break #school #life #vacation #crying

What I look like when I wake up.

#goodmorning #grease #messy #messy hair #rock #funny #how i feel

How I feel when my sister complains about her chores.

#sister #chores #cleaning #complaining #princess #shut up #diary #princess diaries

How I feel when I'm doing yoga.

#aerobic #yoga #familyguy #dog #exercise #funny

Anxiety

I feel like I lost most of my friends. I don't talk to them as much as I used to.

This is what I have to deal with.

#cat #socks #room #closet #catnip #catnap #funny

Bacon

There's a sent in the air. This is a sent I want to share. I know your bad for me, But I don't care. If you look crisp and tasty, I promise that I'll be there.

#bacon #love #valentines day #valentines day poem #breakfest #tasty #food #crispy #yummy #poem

Poop man

I was walking to a bus stop one day after volunteering. While walking pass a storage lot an atrocious sent filled the air. I looked at the wall of the storage lot. What appeared to be a tic tac toe game was made out of shit. I was so startled that I didn't know what to do. I kept on observing a pice of stool that rested on top of a Dixie cup box next to a poop infested dish washing brush. Suddenly I heard a man yell, "ARE YOU STARING AT MY SHIT." He was pissed. So I ran away as fast as I could.

#storage #funny #summer #story #true story #tic tac toe #dixie cup #homeless man #poop #stool #memories

I can't stop breathing.

The 206

#the 206 #206 #seattle #seahawks #washington #breathing #funny #hillarious

This is my guitar playing, I'm just waiting for work.

#guitar #music #fun #string #strum #jack in the box #work

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