yo.

[lordworm]

Reblog to make it die faster

[chilewithcarnage]

[chaotic-hypnotic-erotic]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[werebutch]

Deadbeat fathers don’t deserve roadkill deer

[mintmatcha]

came back wrong but its from the perspective of the person who came back

[mintmatcha]

Seeing pictures of yourself -the real you, the one people miss, the one people look for in your eyes- is like staring into a foggy mirror. The parts are there, you think, but the details are lost.

Someone who loves you makes you breakfast. You thank him and eat it despite the fact the eggs are too crisp on the sides and missing much needed salt. He says its how you like it, but that just makes your frustrations boil.

How I used to like it, you want to say, how I used to be.

You grip your butter knife harder and light catches the polished metal. The glimpse you catch of yourself in the cutlery looks nothing like the photo on the mantle.

[fordingstreams]

you can't leave this in the tags

[cakerecipe-deactivated20240916]

[ID: Tumblr tags that have been for formatting. They read: “you never liked the eggs that way, you loved the person who made them. You ate them that way dozens of times because they could never get it right. that’s okay you would say, this is how I like them anyway. you carved so many little pieces of yourself out and gave them to others, you don’t recognize what you look like whole. stories.” End ID]

[fromdarzaitoleeza]

{Words by José Olivarez from Citizen Illegal /@fatimaamerbilal , from even flesh eaters don't want me.}

[fromdarzaitoleeza]

[memeuplift]

[were--ralph]

?????? NATIONAL HERO???

[were--ralph]

this person needs protection this is not a joke we need to keep them safe

[jemhowling]

not a woman tho! she isn’t comfy with that word

[mousegirlballs]

[nyancrimew]

just htought i'd let u know that this is the funniest shit anyone has ever said abt me

[madderhatter]

[athelind]

You gotta turn on the sound

[jasperskywalker]

Definately better with the sound.

[yepperoni]

[ojibwa]

what do they put in october and november that makes them the most ungodly mental breakdown psychosis inducing months imaginable. what are they storing in the orange leaves and generally grey drowsy atmosphere

[teaboot]

Sun vanish

Green vanish

Sudden cold

Time moves 3 inches to the left

Here's a story about metaphysical forces beyond your comprehension. Something is watching you, specifically. Why? We don't know.

???

Profit

[teaboot]

Someone lifted you out of your nice cozy warm temperature-controlled terrarium and dropped you into the background of an X-files episode and you want to know what it is about that which your soft mammal body is finding stressful

[staff]

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

[folkmetaltransfag]

en garde motherfuckers

[gertritude-art]

just drew a character line-up i can't show off for a while yet, but i need people to know it's incredibly funny to me because it accidentally turned out like this

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Remember kids. If you have a high vis vest, steel toed boots, and a hard hat you can dismantle anti homeless architecture and no one will question you. For extra caution get a friend to stand around with the same items but have them hold a clipboard.

[prince-rosalium]

op do we have ideas of common anti-homeless architectures to spot and respective ways to dismantle them because i would really like to know if there is a list somewhere

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

15 examples of 'anti-homeless' hostile architecture common to cities

Hostile architecture is designed to deter people from sleeping or loitering in a certain part of the city. Here are some of the most common

Here's a site with 15 common examples of hostile architecture. I'm still working on figuring out safe ways to remove some of them but for the anti homeless spikes you can usually get by with a hammer and chisel

[roughentumble]

you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

[roughentumble]

literallyyyyyy

i want to be part of a vampire's herd. and i want him to pet me like a cow

[maniculum]

This is kind of present in China Mieville’s novel The Scar.

One of the local leaders of the novel’s setting is a vampire, and it’s mentioned that the people in his territory pay taxes in blood. The main character is a little freaked out when she is told this, but is reassured that it’s really not that big a deal —that having to donate blood periodically isn’t seen as much more than a minor inconvenience, and the vampire in question isn’t a bad leader, so nobody really minds.

It’s not really dwelt on in the novel the way it is in the OP — Mieville is just doing some background worldbuilding flavor there — but the concept is present. I don’t recall if it leans into the livestock metaphor or not, it’s been years since I read the book.

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

[romancedawning-deactivated20210]

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

[mangomybeloved]

this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

[queerstudiesnatural]

some of my favourite sign fails <3

[heartfairy]