Strange minds think alike

Hi I'm Ashleigh! i'm a college student with an internet addiction. So basically everyone on tumblr.  Here is where I ramble about fandoms, life, and nonsense.  Have fun

[gayjomarch]

Mr. Darcy really had some nerve accusing Jane Bennett of not adequately expressing her love for Bingley like he didn’t spend half the novel talking shit about Elizabeth to her damn face

[cinemaocd]

If you are an introvert or suffer from social anxiety I implore you to read/listen to Mansfield Park by Jane Austen. It is 400 pages of the heroine being terrified of social situations and triumphing in the end without having to change or come out of her shell. It drives me insane that  the only love MP gets on this site is some gifs of the Billie Piper adaptation where Fanny is “improved” and made less insipid and introverted.  There has never been a worthy adaptation of this book in my opinion, though there is a very excellent audio book read by Juliet Stevenson which I highly recommend. 

[bibliophilebunny]

“I was quiet, but I was not blind.”

— Fanny Price, Mansfield Parki (Jane Austen)

[supportinglesbians]

Okay, so fuck the way they built up drama for no reason, but overall this was super cute  😭

[free-range-tiddies]

[lesbianblackphillip]

[ks-militantis]

CODY FERN as Nuada Silverlance from Hellboy II

[omegaaislynn]

Y’all my mind is blanking. What is the name of the girl Uncle Will loves in the diviner’s series? She was engaged to Jake Marlowe at some point.

[incredibletales]

Bones | The Blonde in the Game | Self-Defense

[pose-at-play]

barbara: what did we tell you not to do?

lydia: summon beetlejuice

adam: and what did you do

lydia, mumbling: ...summon beetlejuice

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[sexylibrarian1]

Need immediately please

[fl0wereater]

my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine?

the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it

[esoanem]

This is a common misconception! As the English usually kill their host, we’re actually parasitoids not true parasites!

[fl0wereater]

now this is a correction i’ll stand for

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*lights go off in elevator, gears grind to a halt, walls echo mysteriously* I do not have time for this I’m late for therapy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me screaming at ghosts* Debbie has one monday timeslot available and your weak supernatural ass is not making me miss it

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

[catchymemes]

[mrbluerememberyou]

DAAaHRLINg,

[herefortherobutts]

I’m on the

HIGGHwAAAAy

route 8

…inbridgeport

[conacoco-deactivated20221017]

Bill Hader Was Completely Shocked By His Emmy Win

Bill spent the first moments after his Emmy win decompressing in a bathroom stall and then capped off the night with a solo trip to In-N-Out.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[politijohn]

Today I learned the IRS doesn’t audit rich people because it’s too much work.

[politijohn]

Americans owe a cumulative $131 billion in unpaid taxes, enough to completely fund the Department of Ed. for 2 years...

Most of this unpaid tax money is owed by millionaires...

Millionaires were 80% less likely to be audited in 2018 than in 2011...

You are more likely to get audited if you make $20,000/yr than if you make $400,000/yr

[chibird]

[chibird]

Your version of a good day can evolve over time too, and that’s okay. 💛