Remember to take it slow with the frozen treats
Legitimately tried not to laugh and failed about 2 seconds in
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Remember to take it slow with the frozen treats
Legitimately tried not to laugh and failed about 2 seconds in
why don't you play the game with that giant ball? the little fucker who rolls shit up or something?
-my dad trying to cheer me up
(via b_flex14)
WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS
i warned u all
I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.
But what if all at once
This is a fantastic logo.
holy shit you’re right
the graphic designer in me just squealed a little bit
Now that’s a passion
Elbow
Okay no joke I saw a post from you and I screamed. How have you been?
Well.
Remember when I made that video on New Year’s Eve shrieking at 2018 to, and I quote, “do your worst?”
Because it did.
I’m dead serious yall. January 1st brought me a case of E. coli and it set the tone for the remaining 364 days of this cursed year. Including, but not limited to incidents such as:
-Family death
-Pet death
-Sexual assault
-Suffered from a crippled lower back which required that I get breast reduction surgery just to function
-My right wrist became riddled with turbo-tendonitis for 7 straight months (the doc said it was as bad as cases he treated that were caused by frequent rock-climbing, despite the fact I have sat on my Goddamn Fucking Ass for 2 years straight)
-My chronic depression returned in force and very nearly killed my shit for good (which has finally been addressed with new, albeit expensive meds)
-Couldn’t work for nearly a solid year because of said injuries and depression, so as you can imagine I am dirt broke after all of my medical expenses
-I am also now in terrible physical shape because I couldn’t work out or lift for a VERY long time due to all of the above, which exacerbates the shittiness of Literally Everything Else
So let me tell you my good dudes. Do Not challenge the universe bc your hubris WILL be rewarded with a cosmic ass-kicking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zopk5af9_yg
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
favorite things about this
literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
I JUST DIED
I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD
Y'all realize the subtle Had To Do It To Em Guy edits are basically just modern Where’s Waldo at this point right
I hate this because he was already in the first picture and someone added him again
he was what now
Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:
Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:
Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:
Underrated post
I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders
Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!
Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.
After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!
Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez
And by mini I mean REALLY mini!
But finally we started seeing development!
See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!
Then more started showing up!
Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!
And then!!!
Today I just went to look and!!
!!!
MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!
Update
They’re perfect in every way and I love my dumb spider babies.
This is Joseph. He’s learning to walk properly.
He’s not very good at it yet though.
He try his best.
He has a fucking :3 on his face.
Whoever made this can go straight to hell.
Check it out !
I’m putting an end to this.
Thank you.
Oh thank god
December 17th - a rescue plan
Some good news, I’ve been talking to two developers now and got them working together, we just had a meeting with the guys behind an existing large (millions of users) site similar to Tumblr, with a vibrant and open-minded community, and more importantly, it has open-minded owners who believe in free speech. They think we can get something done here to rescue the whole community.
I’m not allowed to reveal the site name yet. I can tell you it’s mainstream, open to everyone, open-minded and welcoming. (It’s not WordPress or any site owned by Facebook or Twitter. It’s not Pillowfort, that’s in closed beta. It’s not Ello, that’s mainly for artists. It’s not kinkspace or fetlife, those are too specialist. It’s not jux, that seems to be closed. It’s not Soup, that seems still in development and too small.)
One of the reasons for delaying the announcement for next few days is they don’t want a “land grab” where people take the names of current popular Tumblr users over there (cyber squatting). So they are looking at ways for existing Tumblr users to keep the same names on the new site.
More info over the days to come.
The plan is, broadly:
1. By December 9th, announcement of the new site and how to secure your username there
2. By December 10th, an online tool for bloggers to copy their existing content to the new site automatically, with the same tags and captions.
3. Bloggers will need to copy their content across between December 10th and December 17th if they want to use the automatic tool.
4. My understanding is that after December 17th there will be no public access to any “flagged” posts on Tumblr, but the original poster will still be able to see the flagged post (for a short time at least). Therefore, the original poster may still be able to manually download a post to their own PC or phone, after December 17th, and manually upload it to the other site. But if you have lots of posts that will take a long time, it will be better to use the automatic tool before December 17th.
Please understand that these dates are approximate and may change for technical or other reasons.
There may be a few rough edges or not so perfect looking site design on the transfer tool. Everyone is doing their best. The main goal here is to help as many people as possible preserve access to their content, in the short space of time Tumblr has allowed us, and preserve as much as possible of the Tumblr community spirit somewhere new.
The new site will cater for photo, GIF, text and html posts. It will not offer video and audio posts, due to cost reasons - maybe in future, but for now you will need to preserve video and audio content yourself in some other place.
If your Tumblr blog has a mixture of original content and reblogs, or all reblogs, all of that can be copied over to the new site. Reblogs will become “your” original content if nobody else posted them yet, otherwise they will be shown as reblogs. The devs are looking at ways to preserve attribution of reblogs back to the original Tumblr poster, if that person also moves to the new site.
Important: your Likes cannot be copied from Tumblr to the new site. You will have to go find the same posts again on the new site, and like them afresh.
(Similarly, existing reblog comments, asks, messages and other user interaction on Tumblr cannot be copied to the new site - that’s just too much to do, in the short time available.)
If you want to preserve any of your existing Liked posts on Tumblr, you will need to either: (1) download the post to your own PC, or: (2A) reblog it now to your own Tumblr blog, and then (2B) use the automatic tool, before December 17th, to move your whole Tumblr blog across to the new site.
If you have Liked a lot of posts here on Tumblr, the gridllr.com webapp should be able to help you do steps 1 and 2A quickly, I mean download or reblog.
(Someone complained to me today about the appearance of Gridllr on a phone. It’s best to use Gridllr on a PC, Mac or Tablet with a large screen.)
If you have liked a post here on Tumblr and the original poster decides to delete it, or even to delete their entire blog, some time before December 17th, then that post will be permanently lost. So if you want to be sure to preserve any of your Liked posts, you should best download or reblog as soon as possible. If it’s reblogged to your own blog it is safe from deletion, at least for next few days.
Obviously, you will lose access, after December 17th, to all past posts you have liked, if Tumblr has flagged them as NSFW. Again, the steps (1), or (2A) and (2B) covered above will be the only way to hold on to these posts.
@momolady @mlp-clop-gifs @furrydragonlover96 @furry-romance @furrywolflover @flooga @ratjitchilazic @the-fandom-furry @teradoration @twilightsparkles-blog @unnecessaryfansmut @imagineyourepregnant @ikodomoonstrife @angiewolf @anthrocon @alrxander1988 @alviria-the-xenomorph @sexyfurrydancer @sfrogue @sofia-sfm @dragonshordeofyiffvids @docart3d @dragon-x-girl @dragon-x-girl @dragon123456et @dicedave @gay-fursuits-and-murrsuits @geekinglikeaboss @hyenasrcool @he11razer @kinkysfunland18 @kiliankuroo @lucythelover1423 @lovesweetmemory @cnef83s @clamdogstudio @cdfclop @nirosnaughties @naughty-vines @mittsies
EVERYONE KEEP ADDING PEOPLE TO THIS
Now this is intriguing.
@mr-tektites-sfm-blog-nsfw @forsakenrenders @feelin-fristy @fearingfun @the-minuscule-task @kit-bash-art @kundofox @zippysqrl @stargazerslewdart @starry5643 @perplexiah @cogsymod @paintmod @bbsartboutique @ruef @evehlyart @ozonebonezone @dmann892 @scarletrosensfw @jades-room @capseys @captainbutteredmuffin @livinthelife0friley @mcsweezy @neoncel-nsfw @neighday @ytivel @10art1 @twiren @tiarawhynot @froststormwind @big-pon @big-mac-115 @b-epon @nightshadesfm @tallyburd @paulpeopless @anonymoushatter @anonymousdrawfig @grispinne @whatsapokemon @crimsonquills @askcinnamondreams @jet7wave @nastylittlepest @punk-pegasus @hioshirunsfw @d00mf1sh @anearbyanimal @shinonsfw @red-x-bacon @alittleofsomethingarts @alfa995-nsfw @atane18 @htpot @testtubetheunicorn @sugaryscarlet @whisperfoot-nsfw @sythennsfw @punchsideiron
@sweetfilthyfun @tgnsfw
Will add more tags soon; can’t remember all.
@wickedsilly @marsvenusnsfw @omegasjunk
long post but promising
@tabuley @spoopy-gander @ralek-arts
Op’s got me in suspense here :eyes:
???????????????
this is how bad it is
i told yall the review process is *also* automated lmfao
T-Those are mushrooms
sexy, sexy mushrooms
We’re gonna have fungis, just you wait