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malleusdraconia

#iconic

#avatar #zukka

sweetener

excuse me officer i would like to report a murder

wraithsonwingsposts

@hexadecimal00

#elizabeth warren #shots fired

saywhat-politics

Remember this absolutely crazy remark?

#what the fuck

silvercrystal

“I must keep fighting…”

#yuugiou

bob-belcher

fireb0y

STICK HIM LEGS UP IN THE AIR

kissy face emoji (x)

seduce me with ur history knowledge

simaraknows

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

danray002-deactivated20241205

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

lapisbitch

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

sirl33te

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

verysadskeleton

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

stitch-n-time

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

kanthia

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

spockyykins

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

obaewankenope

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

nat-20s

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

aphony-cree

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

naphula

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

givemeunicorns

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler) nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

queerstorian

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”

afewreelthoughts

fun date idea: stab him in the leg

#history

debusenpai

There is no rhyme or reason why I did this uwu

I love them, that is all.

and I’m trash

Shouto is best hot fudge sundae~

Keep reading

#bnha

ryoaono-deactivated20220308

かけがえのない、

ショーデク／轟出

#bnha

eeriekiri

**cough**cough**Todoroki during the sports festival arc**cough**

yes you did!!!!!!

So I’m in love with this particular Katsuki/Izuku fic. If you haven’t already, please check out Blood Moon by @atomicblonde !

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11894418/chapters/26866914

tbh I used to be kinda meh on this ship but now it consumes me, and it’s largely due to this fic 💕💕💕

(Please mind the rating though, it’s definitely nsfw…. 👀)

#bnha

actualdevil

When I was looking through my old art I found this silly half finished comic and decided to clean it up. Deku aint ready for a face full of Bakugou tiddies in the middle of the night. 😏 (twitter mirror)

#bnha