Omg Wants

[fizpup]

Get real.

[pastelpolitoed]

tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.

[fizpup]

This is killing me

[kosmogrl]

[catchymemes]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[set-wingedwarrior]

I am so sick of authors deleting/hiding their fics.

I get that you can want to do that for any reason, but for fucks' sake, just orphan it, or make it anonymous!

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[gorgynei]

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

[allsadnshit]

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[sugarsylvie]

Pmd vulpix in a cute bandana!

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[stormsbourne]

one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[scarecrowbutch]