I Have a Problem

Reblogging more than is healthy. Sometimes NSFW.

[wumbsie]

needy little rock

[velteris]

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

[mcgravin]

Sounds like you need "His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai" by CabbagePreacher, an actual fic on AO3 about famed abolitionist martyr John Brown getting isekaied to such a world and going on a rampage abolishing harems.

[mercurymusing]

[theunvanquishedzims]

140 CHAPTERS?

[trenchkoat]

[djinnkala]

Happy pride month, statement!! 🏳️‍🌈

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

A Horse power being only 735 watt is honestly so weird like that's not even enough to run a modern game on decent seatings

[pseudomasochist]

You wanna know what's fucked?

Your brain is a 25-watt computer.

Brain is 25% of your energy consumption, you burn about 100 watts of power (about 100 joules per second). You're a 25-watt computer.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

I don't like that fact

[pseudomasochist]

No but for real. Your brain is one of the most advanced machines known to exist. It's a computer capable of running a sapient intelligence on - and I cannot stress this enough - 25 watts of broccoli and stew. What the fuck.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

It's a cool fact it just makes me uncomfortable

[virtualgirladvance]

so an average toaster runs at about 1200 watts, say it takes 5 min to toast bread thats 0.1Kwh. itd take 4 hours of brain power to toast it

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Just connect multiple humans together matrix style

[virtualgirladvance]

in the woods amongst my coven, 48 all in total, linking hands deep in concentration. our collective will united on our task of great importance for what feels like days but in reality scarce but a few minutes. in the centre of us lays a single slice of toast cooked to perfection

[clowndraws]

mimicry

[galaxia-art]

pov: grace tries to explore outside the biodome, only to find himself in a first person horror game in a foggy pitch dark hellscape with many alien rock spiders, scuttling in and out of the darkness. at least they're all friendly!

[ahhhdownwego]

I really tried to tip the scales in your favor

[nexeliam]

Sacrifice for human kind

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[lemondoddle]

[Description: a looping bouncy animation of grace and Rocky from project hail mary. Grace throws himself onto rocky for a hug, smiling and nuzzling his face to the top of Rocky's xenonite covered carapace. Rocky brings a claw up to ruffle Grace's hair and grace throws himself even more on top of rocky, rocky wrapping his arms around grace. End description.]

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach

[safera]

"Fine!!😡" Just thought that this sound is cute 😅🤭

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[lhoandbehold]

The full saga of Margie and the Nuns (so far). Realised I never compiled these in one place.! Also, bonus Margies!

[redsparrow12]

A Mother Superior and the Animal Marginalia she didn't want.

[nattousan]

i saw god today

[mevil]

[cardboardmoon]

Occasionally I think back to a Hail Mary fic (forgot which) where Rocky offhandedly mentions Adrian was writing a theoretical paper about an alien civilisation that didn’t consider food a taboo. And honestly it was a missed opportunity for Ryland to do The Funniest Thing Ever

Humanity “every single holiday is about eating or abstaining from food”

“The vast majority of socialising occurs around the prep and consumption of food”

“Organized society evolved around agriculture”

“Different cultures have different rules when it comes to eating food. Violating these rules could mean anything from being stared at to getting publicly executed”

“Politics are often discussed around food. Food diplomacy is based entirely on how good the food is”

“It’s rude to eat these with those utensils. It’s rude to use utensils altogether for this meal. It’s rude to eat these with your hands”

“There are chemical compounds that are extremely poisonous that humans consume for fun. Some of them physically burn you”

“Televised eating competitions”

It would’ve been crazy once Rocky returned and was all “yeah we saved the world and evaded death and oh boy do I have some news for you”

Ryland spent the four years stuck on that tin can writing shit out for Adrian because what the hell else was he gonna do? Food is basically the pillar of human society he’d have a field day. Adrian is gonna be writing his damn thesis for years

Eridian culture will be thrown on its head. Kids are gonna start eating in public just to mess with people. It’ll be the end of organised society

[bee-in-your-binnet]

It’s very important to realise that this would be the equivalent of an alien telling us that his culture revolves around shitting, shitting together and various types of shitting