morality is subjective, mortality is objective

Queer, nonbinary, they/them, eclectic witch, likes wholesome memes

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[kindlysirwolf]

opens my jaw real wide and does this to u

[pastabot]

nsfw

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

[goth-gay]

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

[cryptic-curation]

This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.

Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[happydivorce]

sports rpf authors note on ao3 saying "if this fic is about you or someone you know this is not for you. please leave by clicking this link" and the link in question is to a comprehensive guide on why golf should be abolished forever

[fostershyperfixator]

My local library had a days since James Patterson last published counter.

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[sndwave]

the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go 😰 the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??

[blades201honors]

@greatandholypangolin you cannot leave this in the tags

[abby-howard]

Comic idea from my dream: every morning you give your pet People Juice and send em to school. They gotta learn calculus and read Hemingway just like people do

I probably won’t make this into a real comic…. prooobably………. :3c

[abby-howard]

Oops I made more of them

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[abby-howard]

I have done More

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[abby-howard]

New school 4 petz~

Somebody finally snaps

[abby-howard]

New school 4 petz new school 4 petz

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[abby-howard]

Feelin this classic today, lads

[abby-howard]

A fresh School 4 Petz this lovely monday mornin

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[abby-howard]

A couple scenes from a little gay vampire story I was kicking around a couple years ago! I sometimes do little pencils-only scenes for things and never post them. But I was looking back at these and was like why not? They're cute!

I have a whole story for these two, but just for funsies, something to do every now and then when I need to let loose.

[jame7t]

honestly they’re putting me to death via hanging because I kept meowing during the court hearings

[jame7t]

the judge has decided to kill me personally despite my parking ticket being erroneously administered.

In her defense I was meowing a lot