I’m Not Even A Sheep

[tupacabra]

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ultimativeshitpostblog]

totally me.

[c-bassmeow]

[hausofbhd]

[sickthot]

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

[britneyjustin]

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

[fieldbears]

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise

[trainedchimpanzee]

how it feels to chew 5gum

[witchgays]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I don’t know if that’s meant in a metaphorical way as in, “their insults have no bite” or a literal sense as in “someone was talking shit so he got his fucking teeth knocked out” but I like it either way

[catchymemes]

[heartsfemme]

women are… like pasta

[heartsfemme]

i love eating both

[agentintellect]

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

[wigglemore-deactivated20150217]

[golddustfaggot-deactivated20170]

AHS: Asylum

[bummass]

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

[gaycism]

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

[fatfreefiddlefaddle-deactivated]

^literally what I thought

[itseasytoremember]

my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like 

“oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’

[mizshylock-deactivated20151216]

Whereas you push little dogs over and they’re all like “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”

[dashaibo]

And then you push cats and it’s an absolute lottery, because some may just say “mrow” and start purring and some will rip your stupid face off.

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[dreamsofpilots]

Me watching Tyler get dragged off by Nico yet again:

[justjames]

You like my blog?? I bet you can’t even name 3 of my deep-rooted personal issues

[spitefulhag]

new ask meme. Guess 3 of my deep-rooted personal issues

[princessparakeet]

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

[hotvampireadjacent]

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

[princessparakeet]

[notyobabygirl]

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[brainwad]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[becomeunsolved]

reblogging for the second time

[athelind]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[tired-of-fighting-the-goodfight]