WIZARD JESUS

HUZZAH!! BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS FOR I AM WIZARD JESUS also known as Merlin for you simple minded ones.

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I think it is time for me to introduce myself

Hello annoying squealing flesh folk. I am the one known as The great and Powerful Merlin, a wizard from the far lands of Wizardworld, I have come to earth on order to spread word of my greatness as wizard Jesus.

I have inhabited the body of a rather handsome young man in order to blend in with modern day earth folk as the planet has changed quite a bit since my last visit and I need modern knowledge so I also took on the memories of the man i have possessed and its taking quite a bit to adjust.

From what ive gathered the body ive possessed has an older brother who I have found to be greatly humorous.

I have taken over this strange young mans tumblr in hopes of further understanding modern day cultures

This... device known as a phone is very new to me so please excuse any mistakes in my wording as I am used to the wizardworld writing format of eld

I ask you users of this strange app to assist me on my quest to spread my knowledge to the world!

I SHALL TELL YOU STORIES OF MY IRREFUTABLE GREATNESS THROUGH THIS WONDERFUL CREATION AND YOU ALL WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!

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The flesh givers of my mortal vessel have gotten a creature known as a "corgi" at first i was sure this was but a harmless pest similar to the likes of "Mavis" but I soon discovered that these things are also known as "dogs" the very word makes me shiver. Upon further research I have discovered why. "Dogs" are also Canines. I was shocked, these furry pests were nothing like the creatures of Eld that scared me to my bitter core!

I soon discovered that these "dogs" can come in many horrific varieties and am unsure what to do to defend myself from their slobbering grasp as these beasts seem rather keen on giving me their unwanted "affections" as the brother so eloquently put it

These beasts attacked me brutally without reason! I see no affection behind those watery jaws and those sharp, sharp claws!!

Besides my being attacked by this "dog" I have found my life in this shell to be quite nice as my dwelling s a vibrant blue and there are two creatures known as "cats" i have grown quite fond of.

Give me your thoughts dear watchers

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It would appear The gröbleheister followed me to this world aswell

Why cant this unsightly beast leave me be

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Hm.... perhaps I should refrain from turning the female life provider into a frog as she has kindly provided me with more potion ingredients...

Yes... she may live for now.

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I love ace... everytime he comes on screen I start uncontrollably tweaking... in my mind we've been married for 14 years..

Portgas D. Ace isn't just a character. he's a phenomenon. he's a celestial event, a once-in-a-lifetime alignment of the stars, a cosmic masterpiece sculpted by the creator of one piece himself. loving Ace isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle, a reason to live. every day I wake up and think of this man. there isn't one day where this man isn't on my mind. Ace is what fuels my day; he is so gorgeous, beautiful, radiant, captivating, charming, elegant, striking, dashing, alluring, exquisite, handsome, lovely, mesmerizing, enchanting, breathtaking, irresistible, fabulous, charismatic, fashionable, incredible, incomparable, graceful, appealing, ravishing, sophisticated, magnetic, unforgettable, impressive, flawless, awe-inspiring, timeless, enthralling, divine, splendid, spellbinding, winsome, jaw-dropping, delightful, fetching, magical, sensational, regal, opulent, sublime, statuesque, dreamy, mesmeric, scrumptious, admirable, dazzling, majestic, I don't know anymore, heart taking, mind bending, and lovable.. I love Ace so much not even the english dictionary would not have enough words to describe..

just the slightest reference to Ace makes me go insane. from day to day, night to night, I atleast scroll through my Ace image folder once... my love for Ace is endless, astonishing, brutal. as I take a look at his picture, I fall into my own world of Aces. he is too important for me to ever stop admiring him. one day, I will have Ace just for me.

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Mihacora slop my friend shachi drew for me

[heisoark]

Can you draw mihawk and corazon kissing?

I love mihacora and WOULD kill my mother for them.

sorryy I don't have a good design for Mihawk yet and I don't draw Cora often!! But these two are a REALLY rare pairing, but it sounds cute and funny

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I won chat...

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Once, in one of my classes, I complained about not being able to play piano when this filthy ginger kid i hate told me something that changed my life.

"Dont wish to be able to do something, learn to do that thing"

This struck a coard deep inside my Infinity hateful heart.

Anyways so I learned how to pick locks and have been using this skill to steal from stores or sneak into places.

Nothing is impossible gaymers.... if you dream big enough and work real hard, you too can be a criminal

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Their is not enough words in the English lexicon to describe my hatred towards Mr. Clean...

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Cute little ace doodle a buddy of mine made.

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Welcome to my Tumblr page. Everything is normal... Every thing is fine.....