"Choose life..."

**This is obviously a multi-fandom blog**

[onceuponabobbycarlyle]

уоung gⅰrl ꜱех rатⅰо оꜰ тне ꜰrⅰеnⅾꜱнⅰр уоu ꜰⅰnⅾ неrе.

http://onceuponabobbycarlyle.ycwr.ru - уоung gⅰrl ꜱех rатⅰо оꜰ тне ꜰrⅰеnⅾꜱнⅰр уоu ꜰⅰnⅾ неrе.

[onceuponabobbycarlyle]

уоung gⅰrl ꜱех rатⅰо оꜰ тне ꜰrⅰеnⅾꜱнⅰр уоu ꜰⅰnⅾ неrе.

http://onceuponabobbycarlyle.ycwr.ru - уоung gⅰrl ꜱех rатⅰо оꜰ тне ꜰrⅰеnⅾꜱнⅰр уоu ꜰⅰnⅾ неrе.

[unnyhunny]

[darrenpillowscriss]

To the customers who apologize repeatedly for “bothering” me, or offer to clean up their own spill if I just get them some paper towels, or walk all the way around an aisle so as not to disturb me when I’m blocking their path, I just want to reassure you that you are NOT the annoying customer we complain about in retail. You are very kind and you clearly respect me and my time and I appreciate you. Also I am happy to help you with whatever you need and it is not at all a bother.

To the customer who shouted “EGGS?” at me from twenty feet away because apparently it was just too much trouble to come a few steps closer and use a complete sentence like “where are the eggs, please?”: fuck you.

[unnyhunny]

[getagriponmyboyracerrollbar]

This is fantastic.

[jonathanlivesherestill]

This is how I feel when major corporations use Queen’s music in their commercials.

[catchymemes]

[somewhereinthedetails217]

WHAT?!?

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”

[uncle-beanbag]

You may rear end it

Once

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans

[scribe-of-planes]

[voidwardenalex]

[evanbuckleyed]

jonathan van ness: *says some absolute nonsense* you know???

me:

[slimegargoyle]

growing up finding girls attractive without registering it as attraction sucks because you basically end up weirdly fixated on them but also super insecure and competitive

[ruinedchildhood]

[cityofartists]

The original looks more messed up to me now than the vine

[acitywithoutwalls]

I had no idea the women in the top left and bottom left were different people

[auckie]

[biganimetiddiesbitch]

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

[turtleneck01]

[skeletim]

i me I promis

[mister-re]

Before and after with themselves. Love it

[misssrce-blog]

This is so cool

[henryclervals]

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[tiktoks-we-like]