[queenofallimagines]

Hi love! I ADORE your writing. Youre the funniest! 💓💓🤭 May I request Bakugou, Shigaraki, Dabi, & Todoroki with like an idol s/o who’s really famous? And they perform a hellllla sexy choreography 👀 how would they react? Thank you sm 🤪

Shigaraki:

- god what a creep

- Crusty lips Are gunna bleed from smiling this hard

- He has all your merch

- All your performances on tape

- He has it all

- He’s so enamored With you

- You’re adorable

- Wants you to teach him how to dance

- Or he will settle for watching you practice your dancing

- If anyone talks shit about you online he will make a Twitter account and roast the fuck out of them

- @allhandsondeck: that’s crazy because they have more talent in their entire body even you have in your left thumb

- If you gotta travel far away he will be grumpy

- Bring him back cool games

- Has your songs on a gaming playlist to listen to

- When your new video drops and he sees you doing sexy choreography he will nut

- This super virgin over here has his horny levels at Max

- He already had fantasies but this takes the cake

- He will fuck you in one of your idol outfits

- Might sneak backstage and get you off before a big performance

- “You’re so cute s/o”

- He just thinks your super cool

- Anyone tried to touch you?? He kills them

- No hesitation

- Gets jealous of all your fan mail

- If they send you snacks he will eat them

- “ i’m checking for poison”

- Okay clown lol

DABI:

- just as hyped as shiggy

- Just on the Lowkey

- Watches all your performances

- He will get you all hot and bothered before a performance then leave

- He’s an ass like that

- When you get home from a long day of practice he will massage your shoulders

- When he Sees that video it’s over lmao

- He’s hyping you up big time

- “That hot piece of ass is mine.”

- Only to have you come home and rail you

- He will praise you about how good you did

- And how hot you look in your outfit

- Won’t even let you take it off

- He has the video ingrained in his head

- He’s gunna make you ahegao face before the night is over

- “You did so good doll face , you deserve a reward.”

- He will hum your songs while he’s bored

- If rumor gets out that you’re dating someone he will take it in stride

- Make sure to leave marks that are hard to cover up

- Has you looking a hot mess before you go so an interview

- If you do rap verses he will be your hype man

- Like he will ask you to freestyle about anything

- “What about that lamp?”

- Lmao

- Will help style your outfits to make you look tough

- Likes it when you wear purple or black

Bakugou:

- He’s so proud

- He’s the #1 hero and your the #1 idol

- He thinks you look like a snack up there on stage

- You can have some dick…. as a treat

- 💀💀

- There is no keeping the relationship a secret

- He’s loud

- Starts fights at your concerts in the back lmao

- Temp bodyguard

- “No throwing panties onstage.”

- Also rails you in the dressing room

- One time you had to start your performance late BC you had to fix your makeup n stuff

- He desfase went out onstage and said “hey sorry that was my fault.”

- Rumors start that you guys are together

- Deku is eating this up

- “You’re dating (idol name)!!!??”

- “Sure am.”

- You eventually confirm that you both are dating when you start seeing fanart

- “We’re fucking if that’s what you extras what to know not that it’s any of your business.”

- God he’s so blunt

- When the video drops it’s over man

- He’s at work and todoroki is cheesing

- “What are you smiling about icy thot?”

- “You should check YouTube.”

- It’s the #1 trending video

- He has his twitter mentions blowing up

- Before he sees the video he makes a “statement”

- “Wow @groundzero gon let her do that??”

- “First of all their job is to look bad anytime they step out.”

- He watches the video and wow

- He literally goes home

- He gets up and walks out

- “Shoto tell Deku I’m going to be out tomorrow.”

- He strips and he goes upstairs and by the time he sees you he’s in his undershirt and pants

- You’re like??? “Don’t you got work-“

- “The video”

- Lmao straight to the point

- He’s gunna bend you over the kitchen counter

- “You looked so good I couldn’t resist.”

- Spends that day and all of the next day fucking you

- Rip

[one-weird-fish]

Reblogging for my friend who loves this stuf

[zurararabee]

bringing back the binder color convo

I saw a post where everyone on planet fucking earth was arguing over what color binder math is. everyone was split between red and blue.

well listen here children

MATH is a PURPLE subject

LANGUAGE ARTS (ELA) is a GREEN subject

READING is a GREY subject

SCIENCE is a BLUE subject

HISTORY is a RED subject

ELECTIVES are YELLOW and WHITE

[anxiouslysapphic]

Ok I’m sorry but MATH is RED???? READING/LANGUAGE is YELLOW, and SCIENCE is GREEN….

[nightshade300-deactivated202305]

Science is Blhe, history is green, English/langauge whatever is yellow and maybe is red

[anxiouslysapphic]

??????

Wtf i thought the class colors were universal??? Now I’m seeing alot of different stuff?? Rb with what colors you have for.

Math -red

Science -green

English/language/reading -yellow

History -blue

And your like elective language (mine is Spanish) -black

[nightshade300-deactivated202305]

Electives are like, any colour

[one-weird-fish]

Math is Blue

English is also Blue but a different style book

Science is Green

Electives are any other colour (Choose what matches the mood of the class)

Language is Loose leaf

Rb with yours

[pr1nceshawn]

Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.

[i-deduce-skeletons-deactivated2]

Fuck spreading hate like wildfire, spread this! Compassion, love and pride during pride month!!

[pleasejustbenicetopeople]

Some poc parents showing their support because images like these are rarely shown and hard to find.

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE.

[one-weird-fish]

Hell yes

#this is so fucking important

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[awkwardpotatoxd]

A wet sponge helps your clothes not be staticy. Just put it in the dryer with your wet clothes and bamalam, all good.

[one-weird-fish]

Reblog to save a wallet

[swankydesserts]

Here’s an Oreo Crepe Cake I made for the weekend

[one-weird-fish]

Tasty

[risarodil]

Spent the past few days illustrating these posters in honor of The Good Place finale. I will miss this show so bad :( Prints and other merch: RedBubble | Society6 | TeePublic Complete process videos for EACH poster plus hi-res mobile wallpapers will be available on my Patreon next week! patreon.com/risarodil

[nbcthegoodplace]

These are 104% perfect. 

[one-weird-fish]

Love this 😁

[ahooooooy-bitches-deactivated20]

[seachromes]

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R … My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this… STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions : S * Ask the individual to SMILE .. T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’). R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is 1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. And it could be your own.

First reblog post that actually saves a life.

This is a life-saving post.

the more you know

yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year

I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.

[obnoxiouscolours-blog]

LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG 

[animeaves-deactivated20230612]

Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.

[butimaloneandfree]

Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…

[cumbermums]

My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^

[turquoisemagpie]

I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:

F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?

A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?

S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?

T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.

We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke. 

[one-weird-fish]

Fucking Reblog

[genderqueerpositivity]

(Image description: six colorful squares with black centered text that says “Wear what makes you happy. Fabric has no gender. Short hair looks good on everyone. Long hair looks good on everyone. Makeup and nail polish are for everyone. Jewelry and accessories are for everyone.”)

[queerplatonicpositivity]

As January, also derisively known as Body Shaming Under Capitalism Month, comes to a close, I’d like to remind everyone that you are enough. 🧡

[one-weird-fish]

This makes me so unbelievably happy

[one-weird-fish]

no more

this b*tch cheated on my bestie and shes not even mad.

she played him and stole his phone, money and portable wifi

serves him right

[inspiration-and-motivation]

[hgk477]

Hey everyone! We need your help to create the best party game ever!

Introducing… What The Plot?!

How does it work?

1.) Take a Prompt Card.

Ex. ’Tell us about the time a vampire hit on you.‘ 

2.) You have one minute to bullshit a story.

After the minute is up, the player next to you needs to continue your story and so on. 

However! There is also a pile of cards each with three words on it. Every turn you draw a card and have to use one of the three words from it in your story. Ex. breadstick, cactus, werewolf.’ If you don’t use one of the words during your turn, you lose points. If you can’t continue the story then you also lose points. And if your story is really awful, other players can play the ‘Boo Card’, causing you to lose a catastrophic amount of points. The player who is not the worst wins!

We have already found a supplier and a distribution center in both the US and Europe. We really want to know what you think. Let’s create this game together and make it the best it can possibly be. Are you in?

[jojos-mess]

Please make this a thing. I’d soooo get this!!

[nymerianightmares]

where can I get updates???

[fenderrawr]

Suggestion to call it: 

What The Plot?! - A party game for people who like to talk sh*t

[gaymerwantinggaythings-blog]

^ Genius

[cyhyryth-deactivated20210905]

This is an awesome concept! An alternative rule could be instead of losing points, people could also maybe take a sip of their drink, it would make the stories even more entertaining. I would definitely play this as a drinking game with my friends!

[hgk477]

We need your input! We need more Prompt Cards and really need your help in shaping this game over the next couple of weeks before we launch! [Dec, 2019]

Click here to give feedback and to sign up to help create this party game!

[hgk477]

Important update coming tomorrow! Feel free to sign up if you haven’t already!

[coolfroggyfriend]

OHHH SHIT I AM FUCKING HYPED

[underlilacskyes]

I NEED this in my life

[apricae]

THIS IS AMAZING

[one-weird-fish]

how good would this be! my friends would get so drunk tho

[one-weird-fish]

I found this while surfing the web and thought i would share it

If they want to leave, let them.

You are worth staying for.

[inspiration-and-motivation]

[one-weird-fish]

Hell Yeah

[poemswords]

[one-weird-fish]

To my anorexic, self harming, BEAUTIFUL friend. We all love you and are here for you.

[poemswords]

[mayleeillustration]

Book in progress 

[one-weird-fish]

re-blogging art so artists can get the promos they need

[deyamuniz]

Tapastic | Facebook | Twitter | Webtoons | Instagram

[one-weird-fish]

I’d do this