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[project-catgirlpiller]

[tiny-space-whale]

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

[praziluk]

kindness is punk rock, beef bulgogi is dub techno and a paperclip is turkish black sea region folk music

[lemonsweet]

I was about to make this post a third time

[dapper-lil-arts]

Do you see my vision

[akihatohnoofficial]

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

[fluxion-fluent]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[paintedhen]

local mettaton woos divorced machines to make family vlog content with their kids #exposed

[songfawn]

hi i got kind of entranced by this 👇 post and had to make a shitty comic out of it

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[torgamous]

FELLATIO: Have you never taken within your mouth

The tender member of your lady love?

Then be assured its texture is unmatched

Now softened as it is by womanhood

KING: Thou dares impugn the honor of thy queen?!

Were we not so close I would have thy head!

FELLATIO: Tis futile. You may have my head but once,

While I have claimed your wife's a thousandfold

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Transfem peter parker

[catraposting]

This...?

(found it here, no idea who the artist is)

[gaylactic-fire]

Need the web denizens from outside of Instagram to know about the Deltarune fan cafe in Toronto that (among other bad things) gave a bunch of attendees food poisoning from fucking takoyaki of all things.

[whenmoments]

this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple

[thevideowall]

Ok, I had nothing better to do with my monday night

[thetenk]

[daclusia-deactivated20190718]

This gets better every time i see it.

[quendergeer]

has anyone got the version “when you’re level 1 but bought the cosmetic package” and he’s wearing a santa hat and hitting the crabs with a candy cane

[sword-and-nightingale]

[qqchurch]

say hello to her............

[undasura]

more white base dragon mama because. i love her

[undasura]

some people are reblogging this without knowing its gundam which isn't a problem but i'm just clarifying it is gundam. its an anthro-ish version of this beautiful woman named White Base

[yodaprod]

Samsung Mymy MY-A245R (1996)

[radiation]

[neolesbian]

did she learn nothing from jfk

[getanewcomputer]

i’ve waited years to post this gif and nows the opportunity because it’s so fucking funny and i forgot where it came from

[dapper-lil-arts]

she could take it

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it