one thousand angry bees

A usually-sleep-deprived grad student/actor/artist currently living in London. I have no idea what I'm doing and that's okay.

[cicadaemon-moved]

less arguing about shipping more Chernobyl cat fish

the one closest is named Borya

[antique-scarecrow]

what is their friend’s name

[cicadaemon-moved]

Valera

[antique-scarecrow]

oh thank goodness

[snowystater-blog]

bitty

[shitpost-senpai]

Actually, This is how the webcam was invented. 

At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer.  Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot

[americansylveon-deactivated2017]

Technology always comes full circle.

[loremerchant]

Necessity is the mother of invention.

[drinkpisspissblood]

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

[drinkpisspissblood]

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

[drinkpisspissblood]

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

[anarchohellenism]

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out

[ghosthierophant]

@unpicasso my god this blew the fuck up

[drinkpisspissblood]

I had to live there for another 3 months after I made this post I still have anxiety dreams where I live with her again

[gaypeopletwitter]

[wheresmybubble]

Doing your best.

Books - http://debbietung.com/books

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[but-is-it-gay-tho]

[aceofwands]

[ID: Listen, I understand corporate appropriate of Pride is annoying/highly suspect. But I also know that walking through a shopping mall SCREAMING with rainbow make this 37yo man feel seen and can’t imagine how it would’ve changed my life as a 10yo.]

THIS.

[photography-cnl]

Artist’s Temporary Decaying Art Brings Enchantment To The Forest

British sculptor Andy Goldsworthy is known for his phenomenal and temporary, installations which involve using natural elements, ranging from sticks, stones, leaves and twigs and anything that grows out of the earth. Sharing a special connection with the land ,which he celebrates in all his sculptures, Goldsworthy shows the world that nature cannot be contained, but only its beauty can be held on a canvas for precious few moments before the land recalls what it once grew.

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[catchymemes]

[iwillfightu]

drained of blood, the heart is white

[thepowerliftingpinay]

woah

[stan-leigh-bowery]

No, that is NOT what this is. You’ve taken an amazing medical invention, a total game changer, and made up some stupid, faux-deep sentence fragment for it that is a complete falsehood. You should be embarrassed and ashamed, honestly.

This is a ghost heart. What they’ve done is taken a pig heart and stripped it down to, basically, a cell framework that they can use to BUILD A NEW HEART UPON. You could inject stem cells into this framework so that a newly formed personalized heart can be transplanted into a donor with a significantly reduced chance of rejection. FUCKING AMAZING. It’s not been done with human tissue yet, but the promise this given to people who need hearts - or kidneys or livers or whatever - is beautiful. Science is beautiful.

And it’s IMPERATIVE to mention that a woman, Doris Taylor, at the Texas Heart Institute developed this. And she started with a rat heart and worked up to he bigger, more complex (and more human) pig heart. What a total bad ass.

So look, quit making shit up, learn to do a reverse image search on stuff you find on the internet, and STOP ERASING WOMEN IN SCIENCE.

[im-doing-better-now-bitch]

Reblogging for:

The corrected information

WOMEN IN SCIENCE

The fact that rejection rate would be LESS which is VITAL

[turboferret]

Reblog for science communication

[loveolafblrart]

To be honest ghost heart sounds way more badass then a drained heart

[tumamek]

[goawfma]

how is this shit even legal ?!!

[dr-archeville]

[text: “Someone years ago said that cop cars in the UK are very visible and clearly marked so citizens can identify them when they need help. US cops do whatever they can to hide the fact that they’re a cop car because their purpose is to write tickets and generate revenue.”]

[thecrystalfems]

It’s crazy how the police force constantly does things like this designed to hide themselves and rule citizens with fear and then they cry about how everyone hates cops

[valtsv]

*seductively peels off my skin to reveal that i actually look like this*

[egryt]

*is the heathen of the family*

[fullpraxisnow]

Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

[kavalas]

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

[terapsina]

Was it revenge for the braids?

[karnalesbian]

you can lead a horse to water. but watch out

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

[dragon-in-a-fez]

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

This is my entire favorite reply

[sorotrax-sideblog]

I’m shocked you didn’t even mention

The Gaboon viper

Thicc.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what is this leaf-headed bullshittery