In Still Motion

Only I Will Remain.

[markrosewater]

Is it too early to ask where you think Mutate and Companion fall on the storm scale? I'm guessing... 6 and 9.

A good guess.

[only-one-n]

Nice.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[outofcontextdnd]

<villain explains plan>

"Why didn't you tell us that earlier?"

"I did!"

"Well, why weren't you more believable?"

[gobblechopstv]

[silver-tongues-blog]

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

[popegoodvibes-returns]

HES A WHAT

[roosterreturns]

[ladylilithium]

[alien-bumbum]

[jonsnowisthesexiestbastard]

[weaver-z]

Not to be freaky on main but does anyone else literally not perceive the D in the Disney logo as the letter D? I have to concentrate my full attention on it to stop seeing it as a fucked up backwards G. When I read the actual logo in my head, I read it as “_isney” or “G(?)isney” because my brain doesn’t want to mentally pronounce the “unidentifiable letter.” What is wrong with me,

[weaver-z]

[writing-prompt-s]

As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you’re in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. “You’re not being punished”, he says. “You are the punishment.”

[deadbonessinderhellaton]

You honk in joy. It’s a lovely morning in Hell, and you are a horrible goose.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this

But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)

And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that

…. You know?

[alittleoptimistic]

There is literally no way I could have guessed where this post was heading

[philosophyblr]

me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer

[fleshwerks-deactivated20191021]

me throwing ‘sailing to byzantium’ and ‘the celtic twilight’ across the room: YEATS

[justanotherfangirlsquee]

*whispered* I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you both to leave this library.

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[hound-of-ulster]

Canon: Horrible things happened and they must move on.

Fanfic: Haha, hold my beer. *climbs in time machine*

[dogs0nmainstreethowl]

Canon: Hurt

Fanfic: Hurt, but THEN COMFORT 

[thesourthernpansy]

Canon: Separation

Fanfic: Omg they started living together!

[drawlight]

Fanfic Writers:

[stimman4000]

.

[viostormcaller]

oH MY GOD I LOVE THIS

[worldeaterouroboros]

So cool

[ryanphantom]

seven days

[ryanphantom]

six days

[ryanphantom]

five days

[ryanphantom]

four days

[bittergavv]

don’t listen to him, it’s nothing important

[ryanphantom]

three days

[ryanphantom]

two days

[ryanphantom]

one day

[frickmyrick-deactivated20170811]

ryan im scared

[ryanphantom]

happy room-iversary

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

if you level up your eevee while listening to a-ha it evolves into takemeon

[adelphicoracle]

Okay, I snorted out loud at that

[copperbadge]

It’s tough to catch a takemeon in the wild, they’ll almost always be gone. 

[dixy]

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

[femmenietzsche]

In the hit 1978 song “Rasputin” by German disco band Boney M. they talk about “Moscow chicks” but actually the real Rasputin spent his time in St. Petersburg since that was the capital back then. Thank you for reading my tumblr post.

[argumate]

They also refer to him living in Russia long ago, yet he only died in 1916, which was relatively recent.

[danbensen]

Was he really Russia’s GREATEST love machine? Any sufficiently high-ranking general in the Golden Horde was certainly greater.

[femmenietzsche]

They sing “Most people looked at him with terror and with fear”, but in fact Imperial Russia was a very rural and poor nation, so most Russians would never have traveled far enough to see him in person.

[argumate]

They also refer to him as a cat, which seems improbable.

[prokopetz]

Reasons why Dungeons & Dragons is the miniature golf of tabletop RPGs:

A connected series of set-piece challenges, each revolving around a particular gimmick

Ideal group size is exactly four

Caters both to players who like to carefully analyse all the angles and players who just want to hit things with sticks

Long, narrow, trap-filled corridors with a prize at the end

Reasonably straightforward to play, but requires a great deal of specialised setup by the person hosting

Unusually concerned with architectural minutiae for a game of its type

Everyone thinks they perfectly understand the rules; almost no-one actually does

Gazebos

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

[novelty-gift-ideas]

Giant Octopus Kite

[virovac]

I don’t know why, but when I saw this the words “World Peace” flashed in my mind.

[littlemissonewhoisall]