I'm not that funny

Hi there, I'm Vanessa! I have a stupid sense of humour and way to much time on my hands. If you wanna get to know me just send me a message. Enjoy.

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

i want to live in the peaceful feeling you get underwater where everything sounds softer and the lights are all tinged blue and the world feels silky and light and surreal

[guccixcucci]

[asktheangels]

Lately I’ve been getting most of my pep talks from Mister Rogers.

[mintypineapple]

Great. Now I’m disappointing Mr. Rogers.

[maculategiraffe]

Mr. Rogers is not disappointed in you.  He’s proud of you for listening and thinking about what he said, and he hopes it plants a seed where sometimes maybe you notice yourself making an unhealthy choice and recognize it, because that’s the first step towards growth towards your best and healthiest self, which is a journey and a process, not an ideal state of which you are falling short.

Mr. Rogers loves you for just your being you.

[chillyfeetsteak]

hello police this post made me cry

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

[planethealth]

i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question

[gwennovynne]

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

[the-british-pineapple]

I admire and hate this simultaneously

[anxietyproblem]

[lagonegirl]

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

[pon-raul]

this is one of the Russian Chaos Agents tumblr banned lmao

[butchflirt]

Nefarious Russian plot to make relatable text posts on tumblr dot com

[takeddd]

View this post on Instagram

[gaticosycosicas]

Unmute

[dragonkin-drake]

This cured my anxiety and depression

[slimegargoyle]

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

[sggxv]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[slimegargoyle]

30 thousand women seem to get it

[d1av]

source: [x]

[ruinedchildhood]

This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.

[unbotheredmuse]

[fidgetingpetal]

[aimematch-archive-deactivated20]

well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

guy inventing irish dancing: okay so ur gonna kick ur legs around like CRAZY right?? like they’re gonna be going everywhere

person, writing all of this down: yeah awesome! what are we gonna do with our arms tho??

the guy: …………..oh no….

[kendinefilozof]

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[merricatte]

Our entire generation: WE WANTED FUCKING SPACE TRAVEL WHA T T H E FUUCKS

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Why is this funny to me? I need to grow up.

[theapatheticstag]

Lion King 2018