Don't worry about it

Nik|24|🏳️‍⚧️|he/him|bi

[06-archive]

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[toskarin]

[having spent hours entrenched in content slop] see I think my problem with swords at lesbian weddings is that they're completely divorced from any actual tradition [remembering there's more than one meaning of tradition] as in the swords aren't a specific kind of sword, they're just worshipping the idea of having a sword [remembering tumblr is full of freudlets] not like that [remembering uncontextualised intracommunity commentary will be read as universal ommission] though straight men do it as well, it must be said [remembering tumblr is full of freudlets] not like that [remembering I am at times a 'let myself] though seeing something there isn't entirely hallucinatory

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[yellbug]

i know everyone says they hate being online and i understand why and i get it and its bad and everything but (whispering like i'm at a sleepover) i actually really like being online

[brucebocchi]

[marvelousmop]

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

[rosekin]

"I should have made sure I got a full 16 hours the night before... this is Base Banana Slug I'm up against!"

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i am going insane

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

[cheaphalloweencostume]

okay we’ve come all the way back around. let’s pack this up. this post is done. “who asked” you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????

[lady-of-math-and-rope]

"I want to watch movies where the writers assume the audience can handle complex themes and sensitive material."

"Do you mean porn? Or are you being ageist? You're ageist if you don't like Kung Fu Panda."

[kushblazer666]

Can we be Charlie Kirk for a moment? Just carry the flame a little bit?

[imagineyoucouldfly]

[capacity2]

Scream apparently Madonna is outing gay people across the globe with her new Grindr ad. Even if ur phone is on silent if u open Grindr Madonna starts yelling HEY GRINDR! And it’s got closet cases exposed on an unprecedented scale never seen before

[pinene]

Thank you Madonna

[segamascott]

thank you madonna

[caliphsmegmafactory]

[boobasprite]

Long tongued Nectar Bat Sri Phang Nga

[segamascott]

[confield]

I feel like we can quit exploring the intersection of art and technology for a moment

[helldevilsfromsatanland-deactiv]

ive noticed lately that daylight has begun overtaking the night by great strides...a sign that righteousness prevails in the world ?