Just kidding. All animals are important animals

20 year old pre-vet major (actual degree is mathematics) graduating SP 2018 (hopefully). She/her pronouns This blog will feature many of my animals which are numerous but also the animals of other people and care information for various animals. Messages are not only welcomed but worshipped please feel free to contact me.

[thanberk]

People are like “why do u have rats” and Im like “why dont u come home to tiny creatures pokin their dumb faces out of tiny baskets waiting to come out to play?..HMMM??”

[theelizard]

In case anyone wants to hear what a gecko heartbeat sounds like!

[onlyimportantanimals-blog]

Some of my sweet girls~ 💙

[rat-adventures]

Maisey hanging out the space pod like a trucker

[woggywoowoo]

It’s warming up, so it’s time to bring out our favorite summer games.

[pjhugs-deactivated20170615]

I’m thinking Buster might enjoy a swimming pool…rat-sized, of course! 💦

[scalybro]

Why!? I have so many hides for him and he sleeps like this.

[mister-hisser]

Pics from a few months ago when I first met Hollywood, my close friend’s 16 foot, 150 pound female burmese python whom I recently helped handle at a reptile expo. 

[smileythesnake]

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

[kengriffey-jr-deactivated202102]

Play us a tune Jazz Man

[drakatha]

theres a snake in my flute

[gayxnoodles]

Or maybe I got a defective snake?

[cutereptiles]

They are just biding their time… :]

[catnipsparkles]

HELP MY PESTS

Do you see those faces? Those are the faces of four ratlets that want to go to America. They want to find their fortunes in the land of the free. And don’t you want to help them get there? Unfortunately, they need about $1800 to get from Japan to Oregon. That’s a lot of pennies, and this human can’t quite scramble enough money together in time to help these rats accomplish their goal. And honestly, they’re too lazy to be much help. Dunno how far they’ll make it in the states, but who am I to deny them the chance?

In all seriousness, I am trying to get money as soon as possible to help me bring my pets home with me. I was expecting a hefty bill, but $1800 was a LOT more than I anticipated, and I have no other options. Fidget, Errol, Hermes, and Pig mean everything to me. They are my wee patronuses to fight off the dementors I face every day. I hate asking for help, but I don’t know what else I can do. I need this money as soon as possible to pay for their shipment.

Absolutely any help would be appreciated, whether it’s a reblog or donation. All donations shall be replied to, and all rats shall be booped on the nose in honor of the donator.

My GoFundMe has more information and adorable pictures: https://www.gofundme.com/24ur9wc

[fauxhound]

I took my baby, Flynn outside today!! He’s so handsome and looked beautiful in the sunlight!

[nisselokeo-deactivated20180612]

My beautiful Sky came in today and these pictures do not do justice!

[hearts-of-fire]

This is the reason his plants never survive…

[onlyimportantanimals-blog]

Dis my plant I kill it if I wants

[babylizard-blog]

this is 911 state your emergency

[apocalypseteens-deactivated2013]

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

[shadow-pop]

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

[medusamantha]

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

[mcsprinkles]

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

[alltailnolegs]

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

[mortimus-maximus]

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

[flygex-eatin-on-softies]

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

[hootaloodle]

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

[hootaloodle]

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

[hoechlinth]

perry came over to see me and stuck his little tongue out

[reptiblrconfessions]

Unless you do something like this you really shouldn’t be owning a giant. With large varanids and constrictors this really should be considered “standard” but it isn’t. If people aren’t going to care for these animals like they deserve to be cared for then there should be stricter regulations on them so they don’t end up in the hands of irresponsible and cheap people. 

[poikilomatters]

This! And for those who say, “Well, not everyone can afford to do this kind of set up,” then why did you get an animal whose husbandry requirements you cannot meet and/or are willing to invest in?

[eryxcolubrinus]

I know a couple of zoos that could learn from this.

Seriously, this should be a standard giant enclosure, guys. This is wonderful.