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which tolkien character has the fattest ass
I mean they’re outta line but they’re right…..
I said what I said
yeah i would pay money for this post
In case anyone wanted Shelob porn:
Summary: Talion makes a split second decision to piss of Celebrimbor after the elf hits one of his sore spots. What happens is not what he h
christ alive I KNOW you did not just add your spiderfucking fanfic to my spussy post
What a mess lol
The best trope in the world is when a character realizes that they’re in love with another character and instead of being bashful or cute about it their internal monologue is just “NO. GOD. FUCK. WHY”
The last time I realized I had feelings for someone the very first words out of my mouth were a soft, worried “oh no”. Not the, “Oh No!” of someone screaming in fear of an impending car crash, but more like the subtle but absolutely horrified, “oh no” of a man who realizes the moment the airplane takes off that they left a pot of chili boiling on the stove
Tiny little dragons.
In tiny little wagons.
Drinking little beers from their tiny little flagons.
i need to be someone’s lame ass boyfriend
Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human
at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design prof’s classroom and he doesn’t know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds
damn she just eviscerated everyone on this website
I got called out lol
obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible
If u ever wanna hit on me pls be obvious I am stupid.
Women can, will, and should kill in order to prevent rape.
Exhausted before the day even begins.
i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes
no….. No
NO
No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!
However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.
i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart
“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life
what if we were sitting in a field and i plucked some grass and put it on your knee. what then?
“I feel like a failure because I’m struggling to become something and I don’t even know what it is.”
— Unknown
hi 🍊 oranges are symbols of love
YES THEY ARE
