here's to the land you've torn out the heart of

Call me Lime. 25. he/him. transsexual warrior. Star Trek, art, spam, whatever. married to @pee-hands Stay angry. Stay informed. https://ko-fi.com/subparlimejello

[transparentfossil]

2.5" Botryoidal Yellow-Orange Fluorite on Quartz - India

[subparlimejello]

Thas an egg

[miceofpardise]

I’m just saying, modern Star Trek wouldn’t have any of its main characters spend the first two minutes of a cold open reciting Shakespeare line-for-line while wearing medieval garb. We’ve lost something along the way,

[dogpuppy]

[stiffyck]

I'll be an avid shipper of something until someone walks in and says "there is NO platonic explanation for this" and suddenly I've never shipped it before in my life and they're just friends and I can't lie i can't really see them being in a romantic relationship with each other yeah sorry I just don't see it

[bug-kid-benny]

you are my karkat my only karkat you make me homestuck when trolls are gray

[pee-hands]

@subparlimejello happy one year wedding anniversary ❤️

[subparlimejello]

Homestuck :)

[nyancrimew]

normalize being really mean and evil and straight up just a bad person

[goth-queen]

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[automatonwithautonomy]

the actual main difference between data and spock is that data is almost completely sincere the majority of the time meanwhile spock is mostly lying or being a bitch for fun

[innerchildabortionclinic]

it probably feels kind of good to get forcibly shut down as a frozen computer

[vampz0m]

[officialprincefroggy]

Mrs. Claus opens "The Year Without a Santa Claus" by claiming the eponymous year took place "before you were born". Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.

Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.

Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.

But still this can be narrowed further.

When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.

Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.

[nylarac]

[flamingkorybante]

My friend worked with the People With AIDS Coalition in 1990 and found this while cleaning out some old folders. I can't stop thinking about it.

[conarcoin]

hate when motherfuckers try to talk to me about AFAB Experiences and how "we were all raised as girls 🥺" like brother i was socialized as a weird thing. i didn't have a "girlhood". don't talk to me

[conarcoin]

i was not included in the Girl peer group. i was also not included in the Boy peer group. i was in the freak peer group that consisted exclusively of autistic dudes and trans eggs of both directions and the one girl who thinks she's a vampire 😭

[conarcoin]

it's always in a thinly veiled way of trying to make me ally myself with them against trans women on basis of our "shared afab experiences" when closeted transfems were the people i was confiding my darkest secrets to at 14

[deepspacescully]

[091567021593]

[tlirsgender]

With the knowledge that Vulcan has regularly high winds & subsequent sandstorms I propose a type of guy: midwestern dads watching tornadoes but for Vulcans. Somebody's uncle Sovar standing outside with his hands on his hips watching a massive cloud roll closer. Unconcerned because this happens, like, every couple of weeks. He's like "this one is large, is it not" yes it is go back inside Sovar

[thetimetostrikeislater]

The one Vulcan aspect Kirk can excel at.

Kirk: “Oh yeah I’m from Iowa. It’s part of something called tornado alley.”

[thetimetostrikeislater]

Spock: “Where’s the captain? The storm is getting worse.”

Crewman: “He’s out there with the other Vulcans. He told us to wait in the shuttle.”