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@onstermonster
Growing.
I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.
itās not a dog either
today at work a patient told me to go away bc she didn't want a man helping her wipe her butt and then immediately after that my next patient looked me dead in the eye while telling me i would be a good wife and that i should become pregnant soon. fascinating gender experience i have going on rn
Rodolfo Moro
Anon hate is shitty and you shouldnāt do it of course but itās also the funniest and least effective kind of hate
For starters the blogger can just delete and ignore it. And given tumblrās penchant for eating asks I think it would drive some hate senders a little insane if they keep checking back in wondering if their ask got eaten.
For second the anon ask format guarantees the blogger gets the last word in every time. Even if anon sends a follow up message they will never get the last word. And tumblr for better or for worse seems to run on this currency of āwhoever expressed the last opinion in a post is the one weāre supportingā
For third, this publishes the hate directly to the bloggerās own followers, i.e. the people MOST likely to take the bloggerās side. Home court advantage by design.
#I call for an audience with the king. After waiting in line I stand in front of his throne #(dressed in a huge white bedsheet like a cartoon ghost so as to hide my identity) #I call the king a bitch. I insult his policies all of which were made with the guidance of his court who r also all here #the king ignores me. I say it again in case he didn't hear. The king ignores me #I leave in shame (via @septimus-heap)
saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"
nature is healing
FUCK YEAH.
ābits to use in everyday conversationsā
Still working on that doggone gut but at least my boobies are sitting
they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit
TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE
sorry that was meant for the tags
itās okay. Youāve painted a beautiful and true picture
if it was legal, this is the kind of outfit i would do everything in
fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary
the cats be like
I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter
good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week