Brighter than Sunflowers

[hannah-lydia-cosplay-blog]

Evelyn: Hannah Lydia Cosplay Rick: Weathered King Cosplay Ardeth: Justyn C Anck-su-namun: Eleanor J Photographer: Aperture Alternative

[beradan]

[dharmagun]

be he stronge? list ye, budde

he hath straunge chymerical blod!

swyngeth he from a thred?

cast thine eyn ouverhedde

god wot! anon cometh spydere man

[solarbird]

GENIUS. ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS.

[gifdoctorwho]

[kumagawa]

[ridleydaisy]

[asuna-tan-deactivated20150626]

the curse of the black pearl vs at world’s end

I love this because you have Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself in the first one to becoming this master sword fighter and leader of ALL pirates. You watch Will who was just this angsty little brat head over heels for Elizabeth become this grown man who faced all his demons.

and then there’s Jack

[sarahsupastar]

“Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself”

Do you mean…

Elizabeth who improvised a weapon when pirates invaded her bedroom

Elizabeth who could have run for the exits but instead went straight for the swords

Elizabeth who demanded to speak with a pirate captain and then used the leverage she had to get him to agree to her demands

Elizabeth who CAME AT BARBOSSA WITH A GODDAMN KNIFE and then fucking STABBED HIM when she couldn’t get away

Elizabeth who was trapped on a tiny island with nothing but crates of rum and a man she couldn’t stand and who used those supplies to summon a rescue party for herself

Elizabeth who made a rope out of sheets and climbed down the back of a ship to save the day herself when no one would listen to her about how dangerous the pirates were

Elizabeth who snuck onto the Black Pearl, knocked two cursed pirates straight off their ship, and rescued Jack’s entire crew

Elizabeth who rowed straight back into danger without any backup instead of running away with everyone else

Elizabeth who came to Will’s rescue with a blunt object and a one-liner

Elizabeth who proceeded to team up with Will to take down all the remaining pirates in the cave

Elizabeth who – without being asked or told what was going on – faked unconsciousness to create a distraction for Will’s rescue of Jack

Elizabeth who stepped in front of a ring of muskets, successfully protecting Jack and Will from being shot or captured

Elizabeth may have learned some impressive sword tricks in the later movies, but she was a Badass from day one.

[muldertorture-deactivated202104]

preach

[matildawormswood]

[sandandglass]

The Nightly Show, July 23, 2015

Larry Wilmore covers the Sandra Bland case

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.

[coldfarteditch]

this channel is too fucking precious and also thats an amazing idea to use a balloon 

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

What a good idea during the summer!

We used to give the dog popsicles in a pie plate in the summer.

Be sure to run some water over the ice ball first so their tongues don’t get stuck.

[coldfarteditch]

Good thing to know about the water!

[onthetardis]

squeakygirl THIS GIF THOUGH!!!!!

[snime]

how did erik start coaching christine. like was she just singing in the bath one day and she heard a distant echo saying “you’re sharp”

[wizzard890]

“also I’m an angel, so spying on you in the bath is so not even an issue. don’t make this weird, Christine.”

[tastykake]

#don’t make this weird Christine #a summary of the phantom of the opera in five words #“yes I live in the basement; don’t make this weird Christine” #“yes I wear a mask don’t make this weird Christine” #“yes I have a full-scale model of you in a bridal gown; don’t make this weird Christine” #“yes I killed a dude; don’t make this weird Christine” #“yes there’s a Persian police officer asking suspicious questions; don’t make this weird Christine” #“yes I do identify with a character who seduces ingenues in a mask; don’t make this weird Christine” #“yes I’ve now kidnapped you twice; don’t make this weird Christine” #“yes I’ve captured your fiancee and the Persian police officer and am threatening to blow up the opera house if you don’t agree to marry me #DON’T MAKE THIS WEIRD CHRISTINE” (tags via notbecauseofvictories)

[feathercut]

In Japan, the broccoli in ‘Inside Out’ was replaced with green peppers, which are more universally hated by Japanese children (source)

[zizicat]

[gothtexas-deactivated20200628]

newsies (1992)

[headlinesdontsellpapes]

when bae texts back

[gothtexas-deactivated20200628]

newsies (1992)

[spacebattles]

I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter!”

[redfurniture]

You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!

[roachswallower]

Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup??

[empathy3000]

I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong

[toolusingmammalgirl]

I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy

[sigmaleph]

I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated

[pluspluspangolin]

In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worchestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances

[roachpatrol]

So I Figured This Was Jam But Boy Howdy Was I Jumping To Some Erroneous Goddamn Conclusions

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[lesbianshepard]

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

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Yeah, this isn’t some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.