Hello. It's me.

Hot takes actually go on the sideblog, @words-are-for-using. Sometimes. I have too many opinions and like to disperse them.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025

[fidelcostco]

here's a trick for getting this stain out. did you know you can make that dish in batches and it freezes great? that's actually really easy to fix, you only need a screwdriver and a replacement hinge. I can show you if you want. I can't buy you a new one, but maybe this will help. maybe the info will serve you one day. most people don't realize you can ask for a discount on those types of purchases, did you know? here's how I would try. maybe this will save you a little money. I don't have anything else to offer you. I hope it's enough. it's not much, but this'll balance the flavor and make cheap taste fantastic, it's crazy right? I wish I had more to give you. I've heard of that before, here's what someone I know tried. maybe that'll save you some time and worry. you can buy that part and do it yourself, let me take a look. here's what I would do. let's give it a shot. it's ugly, but it works. I hope that fixes it. I hope I made things easier for you.

[fidelcostco]

can you hear the "I love you" between every sentence? if you listen closely, it's repeating over and over and over, every time you keep trying, owing your life a thousand times over to the ones who came before, to the ones surviving alongside you. keep trying, I love you, I hope this helps, I love you, we'll find a way, i love you. in the heartbeats of silence, I love you. there's nothing else I can give you, I love you. this is all I have. I love you.

[zanukavat]

Alex Hirsch is a treasure 

[unyieldingsilence]

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[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lesbostomping]

[ontologicalmoki]

Dad at a table here with a very small boy, talking calmly and patiently about hearts.

Me, eavesdropping: is he. Explaining something interior or philosophical? You can’t be using heart language for that, that kid is not gonna know what you’re talking about. Classic blunder.

Me two minutes later: oh he’s talking about a medical procedure, my bad. Hope they’re okay. But why does he sound so cheerful?

Dad: so yeah, that’s how organ transplant usually works. But! This lady has four hearts.

Kid: WOAH.

Dad: exactly. Now obviously this is gonna cause problems for kidney function.

Kid: does she have six kidneys too?

[buried-in-stardust]

Setting up a new yurt for friends to live in during the summer in Inner Mongolia, China. OP has noted in comments that a yurt costs around RMB￥20K.

*Khatas are traditional, ceremonial scarves. Mongolian khatas are usually blue, symbolising the sky.

[eng by me]

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[edgeofgreatness]

let this be your sign to just go watch the supergirl movie, please dont let a bunch of misogynistic bad reviews get the best of you

[owenthepuppy]

It's not a great adaptation of the woman of tomorrow comic but the movie itself is enjoyable and Milly Alcock is INCREDIBLE!!!

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

[dabblingreturns]

Tell me your worst crafting bad habit.

And I'm not talking normal stuff like being overly ambition, or lack of planning, not finishings

Tell me the stupid stuff.

I'll go first: I keep working with size 11 and size 15 seed beads in bed. And find them in my sheets when I'm trying to sleep

[blessedbrick]

This is mine I think

Original post here

[punkrorschach]

games over! everyone loses! 👍

[akashicrecord]

This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

[mrsterlingeverything]

We pay in other ways

[sandersstudies]

We were doing an activity where the kids got to make a playbill for a musical about themselves and all the other kids were like “character list: mommy, daddy, me, my brother, my best friend” “scenes: I get a puppy, first day of school, my baby sister is born”

But one little girl was like “oh, it’s a musical about ME you say” and the character list was all the other girls in the class cast as her body parts, and a story about how her body works.

“Kaylee is nice so she will be the heart. Lily is my kidneys. Sapphire is the lungs.”

She surreptitiously showed me that the girl who kept taking the crayons she was using was cast specifically as “left buttcheek” and I had to pretend like that wasn’t the funniest thing I’d ever seen.

[foxes-in-love]

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

@ontologicalmoki