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did yuo know its very normal for girls to fall over when they stand up? this is not iron deficincy,, it is girl supries naptime

reluctantlybouncingonit

It’s literally girl surprise naptime!!! Her heart is meant to do that

the-haiku-bot

It’s literally

girl surprise naptime!!! Her heart

is meant to do that

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

myfairkatiecat

My friends and I all took a “which Jane Austen love interest would you fall for?” and I was like ooh ooh I hope I get Mr. Knightley. But also if they have Henry Tilney on there he’s super underrated and I would get his humor better than Catherine anyway so I want him too. One of my friends said she wanted Mr. Darcy and I was like eh hard pass. Everyone looked at me like I committed sacrilege and I was like look! I love him! As a character! And I think he’s great for Elizabeth! I am really super happy that Elizabeth ended up with him. And also perfectly content to not be Elizabeth because he’s just not for me. And then we took the test and I got Mr. Darcy and one of my friends said “I forgot not liking him was a prerequisite for falling in love with him” and I threw my phone at her (spiritually, not physically, bc phones are expensive)

fuckyeahchinesefashion

OP said she's 180cm tall and few hanfu fit her height, so she makes them herself. The hanfu she makes features guzhuang style, much like those seen in costume dramas, not the historically accurate ones. (cr赵师爷工作室)

#I wanna wear hanfu…

hometoursandotherstuff

feldfrog

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

bluesidedown

anyway did you know that we don't earn sabbath rest but simply receive it as a free gift from God

jollyfurydragonballer

silvysartfulness

memewhore

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

drtanner

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

chaumas-deactivated20240115

this video was always funny but I found this guy’s Instagram and he is Always Doing This, like it’s hundreds of slow motion videos of him walking muscled and shirtless through crowded streets around the world as people react to him—many of them appear to be filmed on the same street as in this video. which means this lady probably sees him doing this all the time and was like OH THERE HE IS AGAIN lmfaoooo

itsladykit

That does beg the question--did he upload this himself?

chaumas-deactivated20240115

yes and he did not acknowledge it in the caption or tags at all 😂

heavensenthousepet

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

lizardsfromspace

Tried looking up what noises foxes make and the first video I found was very unhelpful

despazito

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

iamoutofideas

guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?

guy who lives near a construction site:

emmaklee

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

insectapologist

obsessed with this exchange in the replies

hellenhighwater

i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus

karlyanalora

Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?

hellenhighwater

Much worse.

froggybangbang

Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!

hellenhighwater

It's spreading, evolving--

hellenhighwater

Modern problems require ancient solutions.

I have given the viruses a stick.

shutyourmoustache

After the hell of the past two days, this reminded me of what America could and should be about. It’s a little pocket of hope when our administration is trying to extinguish diversity and community and basic human decency and replace them with fear and hate and division.