Onyxfangg

Sam | They/Them | Marvel Stan (spoilers warning) 💕💓💝💘💞♥️Girls ♥️💞💝💓💕💘

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[chemicahs]

putting butter on toasted bread is so good has anyone else tried this shit

[icksludge]

intersring dish. drop the recipe

[chemicahs]

Im so glad you asked! In my family, we’re a little different. For generations, butter has been a staple ingredient in all of our recipes. It all started in 1943 when my great grandfather Jo discovered cows. As a youngster he used to churn milk while watching the family of mourning doves on the neighbors land fight over the plumpest worms each morning. The doves feeding their children inspired grandpa Jo so much throughout the years that an idea sparked in his head. He then started the family business we all know as Bo’s kitchen (changed it to Bo for the letter B from butter.)

One day a young woman named Margeryne came into our shop and excitedly declared she also enjoyed making food in the shape of a rectangle. Upon hearing this grandpa Jo almost called his lawyer to file a lawsuit, assuming if anyone else found a way to make food in the shape of a rectangle it must be a stolen copy of our one-of-a-kind melt-in-your-mouth butter recipe. But he stopped dead in his tracks when he heard her call this rectangular food a “Loaf.” We stared in awe at her creation for what felt like hours. That’s when I tried bread for the very first time. It was shockingly delicious and wonderfully fluffy.

But, even then, I had never thought about putting butter on top of bread before. In this recipe I will show you how two rectangular foods combine to make something even greater, something that will make you say Mmmmm! like you’ve never said it before.

Ingredients:

- butter

- bread

Directions:

Toast 2 slices of bread, spread a pad of butter on the tops of each, serve warm.

[icksludge]

2 stars. it was terrible. idk what went wrong, i replaced the bread with a brick and the butter for cement paste to cut back on carbs (im on the curbs diet) and it just tasted like rocks. WTF. 😡😡

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[anguishworm]

My mom said cat boy rights

[surprisebitch]

your mom is a true ally

[swordshapedleaves]

[stormesandshowers]

M4CB (Moms For Catboys)

[withered-tears]

@sabertoothwalrus

[skenpiel]

i asked my mom as well

[onyxfangg]

My mom asked me why I was laughing so hard and to "let her in on the joke"

[dracoharry]

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) Dir: Karyn Kusama

[itberice]

I don’t know how we die and our lives just disappear with us. It makes no sense to me. I don’t know why people aren’t unnerved by it.

[rocktheholygrail]

Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter in Hannibal (2013-2015)

[onyxfangg]

Love this stinky bastard man

[1-dum-bitch]

I can’t stop watching this 😂

[thessclexa]

Okay, this was fucking great. Wait for it. 🍔

[dovescape]

khristyn, the creator of this tiktok, posted a new video about their cat around an hour ago (as of 7/30/20 11:37 am pst)

Khristyn on TikTok

#duet with @khris.goesrawr #greenscreen

(I can't figure out how to embed it because I'm old)

but basically, the beautiful little kitten featured in this video, valkyrie, began showing multiple signs of an unknown illness, and between the costs of the visits to the emergency vet and the price of tests and medication, the financial burden is going to be too much on them

heres the gofundme that they show in the tiktok to cover the medical costs for valkyrie. please help them out if you can!

Valkyrie Veterinary Care organized by Khristyn Richardson

<p><span style="font-size:1.0625rem;">Hi, Im Khris.  I'm raising money for our kitten Va… Khristyn Richardson needs your support for Valkyr

[dovescape]

just realized my reply doesnt show up in the notes because it contains links

for anyone looking through the notes, this kitty and its owner are in a bind right now. check this out to help them!

[onyxfangg]

It's 2020 already. For gods sake, let's bring back "that's bunk". Please. I'm begging y'all

[starwarsfilms]

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

[onyxfangg]

Underrated asf

[chuwenjie]

A compilation of stuff I know about drawing Asian faces and Asian culture! I feel like many “How-To-Draw” tutorials often default to European faces and are not really helpful when drawing people of other races. So I thought I’d put this together in case anyone is interested! Feel free to share this guide and shoot me questions if you have any! I’m by no means an expert, I just know a few things from drawing experience and from my own cultural background. 

[outofcontextunusannus]

[onyxfangg]

magic heist, Magic Heist, MAgic HEist, MAGIC HEIST, MA-

[onyxfangg]

Peggy Carter: has a very emotional arc about getting over Steve, ends up able to live without him and is happy with Sousa

Marvel: *rubs hands together* actually, let's just put her back with Steve and ignore her whole storyline so that Steve is happy

[turing-tested]

“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO

[moonpaw]

link

👀

[moonpaw]

you know what heres a sai link too fuck the system

[moonpaw]

im back with clip paint studio

setup crack

download these two then setup paint studio right click one of the icons after its done and click “file location” copy the crack files into the main paint studio file then click on the crack.exe till it says ok open paint studio

good 2 go 👌

[wet-paiint]

REBLOG TO SAVE AN ARTIST’S LIFE

[goluckydanny]

@faun-songs @jeongmihyo

[potaders-deactivated20240218]

I wanted to add to this post too because?! adobe animate is hell to find. so heres this, reblog to save a future animator’s life

adobe animate:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-UdrA23VmgT4lM7cTr1C9LaOHzNl5hWS/view

[jewishicequeen]

I’m not a Windows user so they won’t work for me, but saving for future needs+any follower who needs it.

[32degrees-deactivated20210303]

ok. discord server for DnD

requirements:

-don’t be a shitty person

-be lgbt

-a minor (if ur like 18-19 that’s the cutoff)

im looking for a dm and at most 10 players

rb to spread+dm me for a link :)

[onyxfangg]

Rewatching Daredevil and anywaysss never forget Frank pushed Matt off the boat before it exploded in 2.11 and saved his life, even when he knew it would (probably) result in his own death if he stayed. Legend.

[vampyrxmortis]

help it’s 3am and i can’t stop laughin g