“ doctor? since when are you a doctor? ”
full name: vanessa olivia doofenshmirtz. pronunciation: vuh-ness-uh uh-liv-ee-uh doo-fin-sh-murr-tz. birth date: june 15th, 1995. zodiac sign: gemini. gender: female. pronouns: she/her. romantic orientation: biromantic. sexual orientation: bisexual. spoken languages: english, indonesian.
--- vanessa is not a mean person. she isn’t a nice person, but when she does care, she cares with her entire heart. she simply prefers solitude with the exception of a handful of people. she can be very sweet to her loved ones, but will threaten the life of anyone that points that out. she doesn’t care about having a bad reputation, she just wants to be left alone. the whole ‘emo kid’ vibe isn’t a façade, it’s who she is. black is her favorite color. she only wears dark makeup and nail polish. she only listens to heavy metal, rock, grunge and some underground indie artists. she isn’t afraid of spiders. her usual mood is “meh, whatever” state of mind unless she’s very mad or very happy, a rarer emotion but there are a few things and people that cause her eyes to light up and a real smile to cross her face.
growing up, vanessa was a ballerina. her mom forced her into it, but she grew passionate about the dance. all the pink was gross, but the hobby was one she enjoyed, and she became very good at it. from time to time she catches herself twirling around her room, but she’d be mortified if anyone saw her. she’s a quick learner at anything she puts her mind to. she picked up ballet and a second language with ease, and taught herself to write with her right hand. she is naturally left handed, but it frustrated her that other kids were better at her with their other hand so with dedication she basically became ambidextrous.
vanessa isn’t sure she believes in love. at least, not the kind that lasts. she knows her parents are better off divorced but all the arguing before that makes her question if it is something real, something that can last. she had deep feelings for candace, but she fears a relationship with anyone could be temporary or toxic. so while hookups are great, she isn’t sure how serious she wants to get about anyone. she is bi, but she mostly considers herself a lesbian as the attraction is skewed greatly, somewhere in the 90/10, 80/20 area. so if you’re a guy trying to woo her, it isn’t impossible, but good luck.
while she isn’t an animal person, she owns a black cat named zepplin that she loves dearly. she never planned on adopting a cat, but when she found him being kicked around by some preteens two years ago, still too young to be away from his mother, oh, she saw red. he was small and defenseless and so terrified. she scooped him up, threatened to punt the kids into traffic, bought some kitten formula and the rest is history. she planned on adopting him out after he was healthy, but she’d simply grown too attached. she’s unsure if she believes in romantic love, but she loves zepplin unconditionally. mess with her cat and she will actually kill you.
