I love being alive!

He/Him and She/Her only | +18 | A blog made out of reblogs.

[kushblazer666]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

farewell,

but return again

to your loved one,

weeping here.

x

[may12324]

Plate, chainmail, swords, and straps ⚔️

[dogpuppy]

[weirdstaffbot]

Are you excited for the new restaurant

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

join tumblr

[berlynn-wohl]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

[allaark]

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

[berlynn-wohl]

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

[badassdemonsword]

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

[chicknparm]

Futures

Made of

Ethical romantasy

[mr-e-gallery]

Edmond Simpson "Fire Spirit" (08-26)

[limbbreakerextremeceolovemaker]

HELLO? HOW DO I ACCESS "FUCK‐WEB"

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[emailmore]

if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....

[the-high-bear-of-asgaard]

COUNTERPOINT! Tell someone to make a Homer impression and they say "Maaarge" and tell them to do a Peter voice and they say "Hey Lois" which is the name of theyr beuetiful wives:)

[joannofsnark]

[evilkitten3]

and ever jesse pinkman impression starts with "bitch"

[notauri]

when i was a kid i lost my retainer while swimming in the ocean because i saw a stingray and screamed too hard and it popped right out my mouth and i used to go to sleep at night imagining that it had landed in the mouth of a dolphin who now had beautiful straight human teeth

[averyterrible]

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

[averyterrible]

maladaptive suicidal ideation: "i'm going to kill myself"

productive, growth mindset: "i'm going to steal all the instruments from Musictown!"

[seeinstars]

i just got this wrong number text and was like “that can’t possibly be a real name” and i googled it and was led to bobbi babalooney’s website which autoplays the single best and most ridiculous jingle i have ever heard and it drove me to actual tears please go listen to it and have your whole life changed by bobbi babalooney’s hype man

[musicmoreweirdthangood]

It’s not her real name, but she’s an elementary school teacher so good at balloon animals she part-times as an entertainer and hired somebody to make a commercial and intro music to hype the heck out of that target audience—I can’t even call it a “jingle” because that word means a light little bouncy tune, not this pounding masterpiece

[cadaverkeys]

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

[paramoregf]

this tweet is literally never not on my mind