[dogpuppy]

I made another reels watch along. Enjoy it as I experienced it all for the first time. I hope this poasts this time

[sacred-portal]

[flipchild]

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

[flipchild]

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

[flipchild]

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[nerdreamer]

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[ycurve]

newts get +200 merchantile at my trading den

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Love this Miku so much... here is my take - googoogaga733

[rottenvampbat]

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

[leeknowpegger]

heyyyyyyy (with the intention of performing surgery on you)

[rockabillywife]

Fingering the plot hole

[bothpalms]

Baba's domain 🐈 Collab with @ceeejus 🌟

[leonkennedysprostate]

"i asked chatgpt" ok well i asked the batcomputer and it gave me the quickest route, with no freeways

[pukicho]

They're adding sorrow to fortnite

[pukicho]

Hideo Kojima needs to stop naming people words so I can make my quips in peace

[neckfat]