BlobCat

29. I'm like if a cat sucked

[oozefeline]

This court finds you guilty on all charges and sentences you to eat a too wet sandwich

[pjackk]

why u so damn weird dude

NO DICK 3 DAYS + BUNGRY AF

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

[mtf-the-gathering]

getting banned over a glitched report that was never actually filed, only to be unbanned out if nowhere 3 months later and then immediately banned again within a matter of hours, is honestly the most pjackk thing to ever happen to someone on this site

[hungwy]

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

[gothic1997]

my old sex ed text book

[therewasaholehereitsgonenow]

They never explain in school which part of the body the confetti comes out of.

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[hungwy]

Pjack is "back" they stuffed his corpse with dinner slop and put him in a display case

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[fernsnailz]

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

[fourcorpsmen]

Kids play tag with their own shadows. I guess they're on better terms than we are with ours. Maybe our shadow is just another old friend we lose touch with. I realize that, even in the moonlight, I can't tell which is the shadow and which is the real thing.

[nitewrighter]

The Cosmic Horror vibes. The Ray Bradbury vibes. The unreliable yet quasi-omniscient narration. Rescuing a homeless trans woman from both physical fire and psychic manifestations of despair and trauma. The contrasts of gentleness and compassion and otherworldly brutality. I am grabbing your shoulders and shaking you and telling you to read this.

[jal-doodlez]

Need to yell about this

LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS PAGE THE WAY IT ILLUSTRATES HOW HE FEELS ABOUT HER BUT HE CANT FUCKING EXPRESS IT SHES THE SKY THE GALAXY AND THE WHOLE DAMN UNIVERSE SHES A SYMPHONY OF COLOR AND STARS AND HES DESPERATE TO EXPRESS IT BUT HE JUST FUCKING CANT

[why-i-love-comics]

Absolute Martian Manhunter #7 (2025)

written by Deniz Camp art by Javier Rodriguez

[beeteal]

man is the warmest place to hide!

[honey-dont]

[oozefeline]

Absolute Martian Manhunter rules and everyone should read it holy shit