No Chill

Professional heaux shitposting the day away

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

when yall say you love girls, you better be including yourself too!

[siquetumismo]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS

[candiikismet]

Please get this away from me

[coolskeletonmemes]

[niggazinmoscow]

mood

[babyanimalgifs]

in love with this

[mjalti]

why is my life …… like that

[filenames]

comfy_thread.gif

[dynastylnoire]

Me on the couch getting into a blanket burrito after work

[simonalkenmayer]

He’s handsome.

[theflashisgone]

What kind of lizard is this? It looks like a cross between a bearded dragon and a sarcastic fringehead

[simonalkenmayer]

I have no idea

[kyidyl]

I bet @kaijutegu knows, AND will appreciate a cute picture of a lizard.

[kaijutegu]

Toad-headed agama!

They have two modes. Smug:

and FURIOUS

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

those things killed the fat guyin the first jurassic park

[im-the-batmann]

Male Country Songs:

I got my Truck, my Beer, my Dog

Female Country Songs:

I am going to kill my husband.

[thesunshore]

this is a perfect summary of straight culture though

[princessrhcenyra]

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

[niknak79]

Hello ladies

[babyanimalgifs]

More animal snaps

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[make--it--gayer]

this is a true ally 

[meladoodle]

Guys act like they’re the first person to ever bless u with a compliment. “ur pretty, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” They don’t, mate

[2-face]

50% of comments on any given vegan recipe in the world: i was TERRIFIED this would be DISGUSTING and HEALTHFUL due to the fact that it did not contain any bacon. my husband was like WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING ME? when he saw me put something in the oven that didnt contain a whole hog but luckily it turned out edible! LOL i added 6 eggs and some milk and subbed the margarine for rendered lard so my husband wouldnt divorce me. the kids liked it too even though it wasn’t exactly like pop tarts :) 5/5

other 50% of comments on any given vegan recipe: i substituted 9 types of gluten-free flax meal for the flour. instead of the margarine i used opium and instead of the sugar i used something i found in a meteorite. added some essential oils too. really aligned my chakras 5/5

[insanewalkerx]

The first 50% sound like every omniscum on the earth.

[mesopelagic]

isnt omniscum that watch from ben 10

[insanewalkerx]

I think you’re thinking of Ben 10 Omniverse, which is basically right

I was thinking of omnivores, omniscum is a nickname vegans call “normies” but that made me laugh thank you :)

[mesopelagic]

i was making fun of you

[trapcard]

child: *screams* me: literally did not ask

[wethrowaway111111world-deactiva]

BLOW THIS THE FUCK UP BECAUSE NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT

[whatbigotspost]

Violence against girls/women is almost always a precursor behavior from the men/boys who commit mass shootings

[bubblegum-pwussay]

A young girl died because of his fragile ass couldn’t handle her saying no just I’m so over this