Wine Party Queen

kits/F/21+ hobbies include liking posts and not updating my blog

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[werewolf-cuddles]

tfw Pride Month starts tomorrow

[werewolf-cuddles]

tfw it’s now pride month

[artschoolglasses]

"Fashion is Art" is extremely broad and open to myriad interpretations, so it should be very easy to stay on theme tonight, right?

[oracle-gem]

I'm disappointed by who's sponsoring and a chair for this year's Met Gala, it's really squashed any buzz. I'm barely hearing anyone talk about it anywhere. Oh well, time to channel my inner Miranda and judge everyone! (as always posts will be tagged #met gala if you want to block)

[kosmogrl]

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

[agentumbls]

WHAT'S THIS? IT'S THE GREAT GATSBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

hold on

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

I'm working on it

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

[pinkhairandpronouns]

wheres winnie the pooh

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

i wish not to expose him to the horrors of combat

[seelcudoom]

hes the announcer

[tribblefarmer]

The Artemis II images are making me emotional for a lot of reasons but one of them is:

[cheezydraws]

dressup

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[naranja7331]

When you mention piracy to the wrong person and now you have to listen to them talk for 2 hours that we need to support small businesses such as EA and Amazon

[transformaciones]

[bevsi]

this is the core of why some women defend beauty standards - if they’re deconstructed even a little they have to face how much money/time they’ve sunk into them. it also exposes how untrue “i did it for myself” really is - if that was true, you wouldn’t be upset that other bodies are being uplifted

[chuwenjie]

We’re cooking on Beyond the Spider-Verse!!! So excited to share these new stills… see you in IMAX on June 18, 2027!! 🕷️

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i know thats right

[0fficelady]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Made some stickers for when you just gotta express yourself with a failed cake

[herpsandbirds]

Splendid Fairywren (Malurus splendens), family Maluridae, order Passeriformes, Australia

photograph by Peter Nydegger

[ghostoflunarviolet]

Things two hungarian poets from the 1840s said to each other in their letters that make me crazy:

If my soul touches you and it happens to burn you I'm not to blame... it was you who lit it on fire

I swear to you on cottage cheese and tobacco

If the people rule in poetry, so will they rule in politics and that's the goal of the century! To hell with the aristocracy!

My dear buddy,

My soul, my bastard,

My golden mouthed saintly friend,

My rowdy brother,

My lovable dummy,

If you want to see a dead Pegasus, look no further than me

I am trying to learn to smile nicely ( he did not succeed)

My dear friend, you better side of my soul

I will never forgive you for NOT writing the address on the envelope yourself. A woman's handwriting... and a black seal... dear god, the devil took him! he worked himself to death writing poems, he died! ... and then i opened your letter... Never do this again. Only use black seal vax on your death, and even then, still write the address yourself!

I'm reading (your work) for the sixth time. It's really a horrible thing. I'll need to read it again to understand just how awful it is!

Sincerely, your friend whose balls are itching

It's really good that your sore throat is gone, I can finally strangle you

Leave the dedication! Veselényi is a great man but he's still a Lord, and a poet should never dedicate ANYTHING to a Lord

I'm hugging you a 1000000000000 times!