the night shift

Noa. 22. they/them. from usa. 18+ content here but this isnt my dedicated nsfw blog

[primadxnnagirl]

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[madeofklay]

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

[teaboot]

Holy Shit

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Voting ended onJun 5

Food: lemon cannellini bean bruschetta

Ingredients: sourdough bread, garlic, olive oil, cannellini beans, lemon juice and zest, parsley, salt, black pepper

[hagiomoto]

[hagiomoto]

I just found out this cunt was ordered to pay CAIR 125k dollars

[stoptheantisemitism]

Laura Loomer is a Nazi. There's absolutely no other label for someone like her. She's a great mascot for Zionism because she embodies their ideology perfectly

[cerealssoggies]

Sam is kinda like if an angel was a hologram

[xulme]

Hiii. Deeply Going Through It + almost out of weed again. Please help me afford more? 💓

[xulme]

This druggie slut is begging. 😀

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

This image of Mars was captured by NASA’s Psyche mission.

Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/ASU/Kevin M. Gill

[lazarus-lazuli]

i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day

[railroadreverie]

found this on reddit you know what i have to do

[railroadreverie]

[railroadreverie]

[railroadreverie]

[railroadreverie]

[railroadreverie]

[railroadreverie]

[starkid256]

[metropolitanmutantofark]

[gaylor-moon]

[undeadentropy]

[osakanone]

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[pandavillemeow]

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[maxleggy]

didn't forget this time! it's

maned wolf monday!

and another one because i forgor last week:

[i-merani]

[todaysbird]

today's bird is this Common Swift! this CRAZY photo was taken by Eden Davies from the uk. (image was pulled from reddit in r/Birdsfacingforward)

[avxx]

Me: oh if only I had a way to plot points in two dimensions

The ever reliable cartesian coordinate plane:

[the-haiku-bot]

Me: oh if only

I had a way to plot points

in two dimensions

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mountaincripple]

there are disability aids for literally everything…. and that includes intimacy!!

its very important to me that you know this!!!

here are just a few examples:

18 and over post pls <3

first my credentials: i’m physically disabled (wheelchair user, chronic pain, spasms in extremities, muscle weakness, numbness and atrophy in all limbs, seizures, etc) i’m an ex SW and i used to work at an adult store (trying to get rehired again pray for me pls)

pillow forms:

my fave is the liberator wedge, but there’s a lot of shapes. can be used in a variety of ways to ease strain.

hand harnesses:

extremely helpful if you can’t grip for long periods of time. just like regular harnesses, you can fit it with a toy and use it on yourself or a partner.

hands free toy holder:

suuuper helpful if you can’t grip at all/if you’re like me and can’t stop your hands and arms from doing as they please. can be used on yourself or a partner.

intimacy chairs:

usually used by people with paralysis but also helpful for profound muscle weakness and if you can’t hold yourself up/produce motion reliably

sleeves:

generally most useful if you have a penis, fantastic if you don’t have steady hand motion but can grip semi reliably.

mount/toy mount:

these have a ton of variety. you can get ones that are a pillow with a spot for a toy, or ones that act more as a sling for your body (and can be used with toys or partners)

and remember these are only a couple! if you are disabled and struggling to be intimate in any way, there is a tool out there that may very well help you!!!

[lleyksie]

brown bear, black bear