made of cheese ran by rats

they/them - many interests - not online as much as I'd like to be

[naga-noia]

i went to it gets better island and me n you from the future were there

[orangebugsoup]

ok but the Mechanisms x httyd

specifically high noon

ok so specifically specifically Peacemaker x hiccup and dagur...

we can kinda tell who would be who, but just in case; Hiccup wants peace between dragons/berk and the berserkers. Dagur likes to fight. He's a dragon hunter. he doesn't want peace.

also that moment when Mordred calls Gawain brother, there's a real chance for angst there people

idrk, I may expand this later but I'm tired and saw "Hiccup fancied himself a peace-maker." in a fic and the idea appeared in my head

[thememedaddy]

[kat2107]

Let me tell you a story.

I am an archeologist. I specialize in a somewhat obscure but by no means boring or meaningless Neolithic culture in Germany.

It has a Wikipedia page. A well curated, surprisingly extensive Wiki page that encapsulates all the important information about the culture, including literature references for further research.

One day, we asked Chat GPT about this culture. W were curious which details it would get wrong.

ALL OF THEM, except for the fact that it's a culture in present day Germany.

It didn't even get the chronological time frame wrong and called it a celtic culture.

When we told it it's wrong, it came at us with made up literature sources. Literally made up. It took two well known German archeologist who weren't even active at the same time, added a year - both were already dead - and sold that as source.

And it LITERALLY would only have had to quote Wikipedia to get everything right.

THAT is how unbelievably shitty and wrong all those AIs are.

They are making shit up. They are not sourcing information, they're just slapping words together by their most like relative occurance.

Do not trust ChatGPT or any other so-called AI ever.

[orangebugsoup]

AI pisses me off so much.

I'm taking a construction electricity course, and for that course we need to get OSHA 30 certified. in OSHA 30 there's a little video slide show and then a test about that slide show.

most of the kids in my class have chatgpt open in another tab to answer the questions for them.

they want to work a construction job, and they aren't paying attention to any of the minimum safety requirements.

I'm in a history class where my teacher summarizes most texts with chatgpt so they're "easier to understand." Then when I go to read it there's obvious fallacies and timelines that don't match up.

what has the world come to where we need our own history summarized by a robot?

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[aloha-from-angel]

My best interaction ever i love humans

[orangebugsoup]

I'm actually sobbing people are so wonderful and caring and kind sometimes

[ragdollins]

instead of stabbing julius ceaser can we stab arthur lester today to spice it up?

[cringeonmainst]

[modernbluem]

don’t you hate when real life keeps interrupting your extremely serious commitments like your wip, your fanfics, and the emotional support music group you’ve been hyperfixating on for the past three months.

[dykejerrypascal]

Something something volume 4

[orangebugsoup]

I love fandoms with maybe 6 people, its so fun cus haha where is everyone else

feels like showing up early to a function but I'm actually late and theres only ever been 6 of us

[kentodreaming]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[nezhanetwork]

what a journey, huh?

[ftld42]

Can't believe we're here, but especially important for fandom accounts: DO NOT link your IRL, government ID to your fandom accounts! Not ever. Not for anything.

You will feel tempted by FOMO, you will feel bullied by Discord. You will be peer pressured to the ends of the earth. Do not do it. Do not allow them full access to you, and do not let them normalize this utter horseshit. We deserve anon spaces. We deserve the internet, it's ours.

Discord Launches Teen-by-Default Settings Globally

Discord is announcing enhanced teen safety features rolling out globally that reinforce its long-standing commitment to creating a safer and

Like this shit is TERRIFYING.

Cancel Nitro and tell them this is why. Shit talk these assholes in public. Ridicule them. And do not budge an inch, do not let them have you.

[slowspinningredemption]

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called "what do you serve?" and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was "are you the spider? or are you the web?" and it had an option for each but I didn't click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed "I think I'm the fly" and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said "you serve truth" and the description just read "what you know will kill you but you will die laughing" so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

[mariaalenkoshepard]

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[shittybifrostincidentextposts]

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING ODIN THEBIFROSTINCIDENT GOD DAMN FOOL TRAIN BUILDING WORLD ENDING SNAKE OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD TRAINFUCKER AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST TYRANT IN THE GALAXY LAUGHED OUT OF THE RATATOSK EXPRESS COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING ODIN THEBIFROSTINCIDENT

[festeringmoons]

Every mechanisms song:

*sad viola intro* jonny d’ville: once upon a time, there were two lesbians who were in love and also in space. But the spgovernment (space government) wanted to kill them, and so they were forced to flee.

jessica law (to the tune of old macdonald): oooh baby I love you. I’m so sorry the spgovernment wants to kill us because we committed genocide *drumbot brian starts banging out the tunes* [CHORUS]

jonny d’ville: you see, these two lovers had actually committed genocide.

literally any of the other band members: *slightly higher voice than usual* my dearest, I love you too. I’d do anything to protect you, even sacrifice my life for yours [CHORUS AGAIN]

*worst harmonica you’ve ever heard in your life*

[CHORUS ONE FINAL TIME] (it goes really hard even though it’s still to the tune of old macdonald)

*outro music* jonny d’ville: and then they both died. not even in each others’ arms or anything. yeah it was really depressing

and then it’s the best fucking song you’ve ever heard