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I will be forced to REPORT SOLICITATION, as it is usually spam. If you want to talk please don't act like a bot, my love.
I'm interested in your writing project and I will always reblog a book marketing post my sweets! That is not solicitation, but marketing. Fine line, fine line.
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Oh Robin, you beta?
Beta requests currently closed my little fairies please come back when I am less busy~ thank you!
You said you'd read my book?
Book review requests are also unfortunately closed. There's so very many to read~
If you do ask me for a review at some point, you will need to agree to my scale, darling. It can be found HERE.
What if I don't want you to review my book, but only read it?
You can submit the book for me to reblog information, but I doubt I will have time to read it because I am in three books clubs and a long list of betas and reviews already my dear, I'm so sorry. I wish I had an extra brain sometimes! But hopefully someone else will read it if I publish your submission.
Hey Robin... did you get my submission/review request/beta request?
You can see on this list ~ Currently there are too many for me to keep up with, so I have closed submissions. I'm sorry my dewdrops but it's simply too many words for a year, and I will need time to feed my muse as well.
I wrote xx with AI-
No, you really didn't, and I won't promote it, read it, or interact with it. You will notice the lack of pet names in this section. That is because I hate you.
Why Did You Start This Blog, Robin?
-sigh- Strap in and please remain seated for the entire ride, my love. A few months back, I read the most awful, horribly done, terrible and juvenilely written book I have ever had the displeasure of having to read for a book club. This book was traditionally published. The main complaint of everybody at the book club- and I will be honest every single one of us hated the book- was that many of them had published books and had gotten zero response or sales, and yet something like this was allowed to be on the shelf of a bookstore and had been passed around. The book has a 3.1 on Goodreads. My lovelies... All of us gave it a one or two.
How ridiculous it is that self publishing can be looked down upon and treated as a lesser form of publishing! Traditional publishers will publish the absolute most dog shit thing you have ever had to read (don’t worry my loves, I won’t review any of your books this harshly). Why then is it that only self-publishing is viewed this way?
We should be celebrating the people who put so much effort into their books and wrote their books so wonderfully! One of my goals on this blog is to make that happen by hopefully bringing more of your lovely novels into the limelight. Please reblog novel reviews and submissions as they pop up, so people can see more amazing stories they never knew existed!
Feel free to use my posts to hype and market your writing.
What's the point of this whole ass blog though?
Very well my dear! Primary goals!
As stated above, bring more attention to books that never got a single chance to be featured. I need your help to do it my loves!!!! Please if you follow this blog, reblog any submissions or reviews ON SIGHT just to spread the word about the author's book. It's no benefit to me! It's for the authors!
Help authors sell books! Please, if you see something you think you might like, buy it! I KNOW we are ALL strapped for cash, I know it darlings! I know! But wouldn't you want people to buy YOUR book instead of saying "I would, but I have no money?" I know this phrase is misused for saving money for things too expensive for you ever to afford, like cars or some other metaphor but really... you can go without coffee for two days to get a book- I do it all the time. These books really ARE the price of a cup of coffee most of the time~
Talk about writing, naturally, my dear, and spread resources. What makes a story successful? What doesn't?
Promote other indie fields. I may occasionally reblog drawing or art calls, or any other narrative-based medium, such as movies. Stories are stories. We none of us are better or worse for the medium we choose.
Get feedback from you beautiful faeries who love stories as much as I do. I’m sure that many of you are looking for the exact same thing: a supportive environment that isn’t just going to take you down with flames but will give HONEST and CLEAR feedback about what is and isn't working in your novels and why.
Feel free to drop by in my inbox, darling, even if it’s on anon~
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