Orc3DPrint

3D Printed Action Figures (character portrait by @carlsmagana)

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[maryfitzroy]

Have you seen Gracie? Officials in Texas search for missing giraffe

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

[fandomsandfeminism]

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

[nochd]

What's sending me is the "described as having rounded ears", as if to distinguish her from other stray giraffes that concerned neighbours might encounter.

[captaindibbzy]

I mean given Texas apparently has no exotic animal regulation the fact you might encounter another stray giraffe is low, but not zero.

[orc3dprint]

No we have exotic animal laws, if you are legally a sanctuary or a zoo you have to have licenses to have certain animals

Not for pets though

[screenshotsofdespair]

[orc3dprint]

Eye doctor: has anyone ever told you, you have beautiful eyes?

Me: yes, I have been tol-

Eye doctor: they fuk'n lied mate, you're shit wrecked

Me: wha-

Eye doctor: get better friends, these are the ugliest peepers ive ever seen

[gaykomaegi]

absolutely love this shot where rose is watching her home planet die off after five billion years and the doctor is just slaying off in the corner

[crystal-mouse]

Same image

[bushoutforbela]

Is this anything

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[tgirl-thucydides]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[thecottageinthedark]

[petermorwood]

You have to listen to the basic melody a while before you start to improvise.

[orc3dprint]

Mermaids are just fish centuars

[grifalinas]

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

[grifalinas]

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

[gh0sthoodie]

That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?

*chef’s kiss* delicious

[grifalinas]

This one gets it

[aesthetic-uni]

And like when they say “I’m only helping you because of [selfish reason that’s not truly the reason]”

[grifalinas]

“I assure you, my motives are completely selfish” they yell at the group as they fling themself between a giant fuck off monster and an unconscious guy they don’t even like

[harvestspriteirl]

“Only I get to kill you! That’s it! That’s the only reason! I’m healing you and tending to your wounds because I HATE YOU!” 

[bewaretheidesofmarchyall]

yessss

[tired-yeetling]

“…I AM NOT GOING SOFT-”

[angryraptor13]

It is so fucking funny to watch a villain drag themselves kicking and screaming into Doing Good (“it’s for the wrong reasons i swear!”)

[orc3dprint]

When they get possessed by a little space wizard demon guy

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[littolgayfish]

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

[cat-source]

[funny-tik-toks]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[orc3dprint]

Not the main reason, but one of the reasons the internet sucks, is that it's so easy to accidentally see a cartoon dog's penbis

[the-big-mood]

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.

According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.

There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

[orc3dprint]

Havnt bought a second tortoise fence in a 120 years?

Are they stupid?

[the-big-mood]

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.

According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.

There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂